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    What if Neil and Andrew met in California?
    What if Neil never went to Millport?
    What if Janie didn't make an attempt?
    What if Seth still dies after Kathy's interview?
    What if Andrew has the phone number of a certain junkie?
    A certain junkie that asked Andrew to call if he ever needed anything?

    Can be read as a standalone if you would like. :)

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    30 Aug 2026

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    The feeling morphed from an itch to a constant, the buzz of a worn-out system coming back online inside of him. It was supposed to be there this whole time, it belonged, ready to elevate Aaron to his full annoying brother potential.

    This whole time, he didn't want to undo their progress, didn't want to shame or fight Andrew.

    No.

    He wanted to make fun of him.

    Aaron calls Andrew out on being the most obnoxious boyfriend to ever boyfriend.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    In a surprisingly good David Attenborough impression, Gwaine said, “Here you see the remarkable mating ritual of the Merlin and the Arthur. Which involves mostly insults and swearing.”

    Or: How Merlin and Arthur Met and Why There is a Restroom Wall Dedicated to Arthur’s Ass

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    18 Jul 2026

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    15 Jul 2026

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    “Bow before me,” The sorcerer announces from his perch atop a pile of rubble, “for I am the Mighty Emrys, and I am a god.” It’s not a very mighty perch for someone who claims to be a god. In fact, it’s a very sad, unremarkable perch. Or maybe he’s just a sad, unremarkable man.

    “No, I’m Emrys.” Merlin bites back.

    “Maybe… we’re all Emrys.” Gwaine breathes out. Gwaine, Merlin thinks, really needs to shut his mouth.

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    The one where someone claims to be Emrys, and Merlin decides to put him in his place.

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    15 Jul 2026