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充斥着烂梗的搞笑大纲文，在这里你将看到虐狗和乱伦的各种形态 ，饺子醋一秒露出，又名雷雨：论荒川组核心家庭内部肉搏与性交的一般等价性。
Warnings: 荒泽/若一前提下的荒一/若泽/泽春泽。严重剧透，大写的乱伦，换妻，不平等的权力关系，模糊的性同意，药物，暴力，荡夫羞辱，你能想到的一切黑帮片要素除了恐同，因为这是个男人世界，有些人很幸运生活在其中。
预计五章完结，具体配对在章节标题和summary注明，请斟酌食用。
Love, hate and fucking could bring us nowhere but maybe, well, fucking hate and love. 这是个爱憎的故事，四位璧人七夕节快乐！ -
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尾田说，那个男人让他第一次看到了梦的影子。
龙0结局的fix-it, 立华没有死，和妹妹团聚了。尾田也没有死，依旧在社长身边。所有人都得到了自己想要的东西，可能不完全是你想的那样，但他们现在都很幸福。
Warnings: 尾田被监禁，有肢体欠损/药物注射导致的视力丧失。原作尺度的dubious consent和BDSM。立华是个不弃养的好主人。 -
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龙0后桐锦同居if线，已婚但闹别扭的二人，真岛挺身而出见义勇为加入这个家。
本质非常恶俗（as always）的团地妻文学。这集是没有人定制的真锦+桐锦（真的会有人想看这种东西吗？）小锦被禁言了，好惨，怪我想看二狗强撸一猫。mjm：担心啥，都说了猫不舒服自己会跑的。- Language:
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【簇邪】【all邪】【全员性转】红酒超新星 by elputero
Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei
18 Mar 2025
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全员性转，究极狗血ooc的辣妹辣姐校园爱情故事。all邪汤底的簇邪，以为自己是侄女的小簇勇闯拉吧，不幸掉入了邪姐的温柔女同陷阱。
一个没忍住回头已是大纲文了，虽然依旧nbcs。花邪/黑邪/瓶邪的具体故事线在p2，微量黄色废料在p3。P4簇邪开炒，恭喜小簇过门！
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【黑邪】【双性转】Guess 不必猜 by elputero
Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei
14 Mar 2025
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财富自由齐姐x社畜邪的都市爱情童话，搞灰产的富婆齐姐接下工的总监邪姐出来放风，平淡甜蜜的周五夜。
Warnings: 双性转，又名（丝毫不具代表性的）静安女同图鉴——别问吴总监为什么不用加班到看凌晨四点的黄浦江，问就是总监女友有身为乙方的钞能力。是纯爱来的，小情侣过节玩情趣，奈何齐姐一出场画风就自动变得有点sugar mommy有点DS。奔着搞黄去，写成了流水账，给两位姐磕一个吧。白色情人节快乐！
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太阳结局V。当上城市之王后，V将竹村五郎带回了家。
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20 Aug 2026
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all the things i've done by rissaverse
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
23 Feb 2026
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The boy had no idea. Ichiban Kasuga didn’t know he was Arakawa’s blood. Didn’t know Sawashiro had kept an eye on him for years now from the shadows. It was a mixture of his own morbid curiosity and doing Akane-san a favor.
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20 Aug 2026
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Cheap, bad cologne. by dollcoffin0
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
25 Mar 2026
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The Arakawa family captain tries to relieve stress in bed after an exhausting day around Ichiban. Masturbation before bed usually helps with that, but Sawashiro finds himself getting hot and bothered by the one person that pisses him off the most.
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19 Aug 2026
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Ichi has always made Masumi feel young, with his energy and sense of humor and fantastical nature. This is no exception.
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19 Aug 2026
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Subordinate Expectations by KaliYuga for JostaLlama
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
11 Mar 2024
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Dead Dove
Ichiban had been spending a lot of time with Masumi, and it had been more than just work-related. Late-night dinners, extra gifts, it was beginning to feel more and more intimate. Finally working up the courage, Ichiban offers himself to his boss for stress relief, and Masumi accepts. When their first time is interrupted, Masumi later offers a trip to a local love hotel with Ichiban, who is all too eager to accept.
Besides, who wouldn't want to do anything for their boss?
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31 May 2026