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Maekar carried his son himself, up the low rise at the meadow's western edge where the ground rose just enough above the churned lists to catch what little wind moved that day.
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“Way better now,” Person shares. “Back then he was a motherfucking hater. Watching people turn into drooling, flesh-eating, grammar-challenged morons en masse puts him in a better mood.”
"The apocalypse gives me a world that runs at my level of disappointment," says Colbert generously.
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He'd wake up tomorrow and be thirty, and some bored producer at Sky Sports would dig up old doubles footage from Stellenbosch, South Africa. They'd spend three minutes laughing about their teenage years on television and pretending they'd known all along how things would turn out.
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“Oh,” Jack said, leaning back with a dry laugh. “You and I both know how that goes, don’t we? Margins of error, incomplete samples, trauma patterns that tell three different stories depending on who’s looking. Don’t preach objectivity to me, Dr. Robinavitch. You can’t autopsy intent.”
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Not even in a parallel world where Jannik might have grown up as a five-foot-seven Minnesota beauty-pageant princess with sequined sash and a tiara would he ever spend £28,000 on a weekend of strategic shopping and sixty bottles of pink champagne.
They once blamed the England WAGs for an entire World Cup meltdown; Jannik refused to be drafted into that level of delusion. No chance.