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The Hobbit Drabbles by VileVenom
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Apr 2013
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Drabbles collected from my Tumblr. Themes and characters may vary. Will add tags as they apply.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbit Drabble Collections
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28 Jul 2026
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The Sleeping Hobbit by Moosie
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
17 Jan 2014
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A well placed lie or two, the promise of safety, a set price, and the Ring was given a host to feed off of. It couldn’t be destroyed without destroying the Hobbit, and It knew that the Dwarf King wouldn’t allow such a thing to happen, not when he treasured the Hobbit more than anything else. When the Dwarf King found him, gold-sickened or not, he would see that his greatest treasure, his Hobbit, was lost on him, unable to awaken.
Yes, this had been a wondrous idea.
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- Part 2 of The Sleeping Series
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28 Jul 2026
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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