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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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17 Oct 2024
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Hermione's Escapades by Chaoticallyneutral (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2020
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Here are some of her forbidden taboo and raunchy escapades of Hermione Granger and her friends.If you guys want any pairing to be written please leave a comment.
All the characters are alive here for my convenience except 'he who has no nose' of course.
Porn without plot.I do not own the characters all of them belong to J.K.Rowling.
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12 Sep 2024
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What if, in the months that Harry and Ron weren’t speaking to Hermione during third year, just one person noticed that she wasn’t okay and needed a friend? George takes up the challenge and begins to show her that it’s healthy to have fun just once in a blue moon.
Sure, George might have a bit of a crush on Hermione, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be friends while he tries to ignore that, right?
This is the story of an unlikely friendship between Hermione Granger and George Weasley growing into so much more as the world around them falls apart.
*DO NOT put this or ANY fanfiction on GoodReads or StoryGraph!*
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26 Aug 2024
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"I want you," he admitted roughly, before looking up into her pale, beautiful face. "I want you so badly, I'd take you right here. Right now." Glancing around the room, he knew that was no exaggeration. There was no one else there. He could do it.
She moved her hands to tilt his face back to hers. "What if I want that, too?"
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Hermione feels driven to discover how Sirius returned from the Veil. Sirius feels driven just to be near Hermione. A story of flirting, jealousy, and how bumpy the road can become on the way to what's meant to be.
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10 Mar 2023
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After a long hot summer, an early morning shower makes it feel even hotter.
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02 Feb 2023