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  1. Public Bookmark 94

    lips so innocent (who would have known?) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    06 Sep 2026

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    Rocky knows he has a good voice. He's heard it from people before, especially with his old flings back in high school. It was just an offhand suggestion by a friend, something harmless like "You should take advantage of your voice and start selling commissions." And Rocky probably would have shrugged it off and ignored him like how every normal human person would but no, Rocky doesn't do that.

    He doesn't do things normally around here.

    Or, Rocky operates what he calls his side quest where he takes requests for people that want to hear his voice in different scenarios. Everything is going perfectly, until his favorite customer suddenly tells him they can't request anymore. Everything spirals from there, folks!

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    06 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

    Chemistry Read by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), Iron Lung (2026)  

    27 Aug 2026

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    Obsessed with thepossumwrites Actor AU (Check out their Lights, Camera, Action! collection) and wanted to do my own lil spin on it with my mean!Ryland!!

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    28 Aug 2026

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    blood on the freesia stalks by

    Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)  

    28 Jul 2026

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    There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.

    Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.

    And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.

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    22 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

    Fractal by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    07 Aug 2026

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    Their claws itched to touch Grace.
    To quote many human movies: fuck it.

    Or, five times Grace and/or Rocky woke up alone, and one time they woke up together.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    jammers minde by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    26 Aug 2026

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    "Just to be absolutely clear," Grace says, bowling over whatever smug bullshit was about to come out of Ortiz's mouth, "I'm not going to be the other woman, and I'm not looking to sleep my way to tenure."

    He's quite possibly still too drunk for this. Or maybe he's not drunk enough.

    "I'm a grown man with a doctorate and I can make my own decisions," he tells Ortiz. "So, if you think I'm even considering it because I'm some—some sugar baby or—or you're looking for an easy lay because you're conveniently in another country, then you can take your napkin and room number shove them right up your ass."

    It's not the most persuasive as far as warnings go. Grace stutters his way through it and he's moving his hands too much, but Ortiz at the very least doesn't try to interrupt him this time. He is smirking, however, the lift of it caught in the rim of his glass he takes a sip of his drink, eyes never leaving Grace's.

    "Is that what you've been thinking about all these hours?" Ortiz asks him, conversational, like they're discussing bike lanes and Copenhagen's public transit system. "My ass?"

    A week at the UNESCO conference in Copenhagen, Denmark.

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    16 Jul 2026