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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    “Have we met before?” Natalie asks.

    Lottie pauses. Then she smiles.

    A dimple sticks out. It’s almost charming, until she opens her mouth:

    “Have you ruined my car before?”

    OR

    Natalie's plans to finally leave Wiskayok are upended when Lottie crashes into her car and hires her as her personal driver to investigate a missing person’s case.

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    02 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    “Oh, fine.” Natalie replied. “A little warm for fur, isn’t it?”

    “It’s faux. Don’t get any ideas about red paint.”

    “Hm. Okay.” Natalie nodded, then sucked in a breath. “So, you’re a lesbian, though?”

    Lottie straightened and shut the fridge door, then turned back to Natalie. She had a bottle of water in her hand. “Don’t be reductive, Nat, I could be bisexual.”

    “…are you bisexual?”

    Lottie looked at her like she was stupid. “No, I’m a lesbian.”

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    Or,

    A year after moving in with Lottie, Natalie makes a discovery about her roommate that sets off a chain reaction of catastrophic proportions.

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    30 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Jackie Taylor loves her life. She's a born, bred city-girl with a charming, handsome boyfriend who has never found herself lacking in any way that matters, especially when it comes to her ability to achieve all of her planned life goals. All of that changes, however, when she gets a phone call telling her she needs to come deal with the inheritance left for her by an absentee father- a cattle ranch, in the middle of middle America.

    or;

    Jackie is forced to deal with her dead dad's ranch and the cowboys on it. She finds along the way that maybe the simple life, is just as rich as one in the city.

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    27 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    The Yellowjackets pass around a bondage porno VHS tape and when it makes its way to Jackie, she starts to realize maybe there's a reason things aren't working quite right with Jeff. That reason is clearly that she's a deviant pervert who can't get off on normal sex and absolutely NOT that she's a closeted lesbian. Luckily for her (and unluckily for her best friend), Shauna is there to help her through this journey of self-discovery.

    Will be a longer story rather than my usual oneshots exploring Jackie's internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. Rating to change eventually.

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    20 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Nat Scatorccio develops the world's least convenient crush.

    Lottie Matthews develops the world's least convenient wet dreams.

    God, presumably, is having a fantastic time.

     

    OR:

    the fleabag au where nat accidentally falls in love, lottie commits about seventeen emotional felonies, and absolutely nobody has a good time.

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    11 Jul 2026