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    “Hiya, Peter,” Deadpool is standing there in all his red and black glory, sounding deceptively cheerful. All too cheerful, in fact, for a gun resting against one muscular thigh and a hand reaching back to, no doubt, grab a katana. “Peter Parker,” Deadpool continues, saying his name like he wants to bite into it. It’s actually kind of hot. God. Focus, Peter. Is Deadpool seriously going to try to kill him now?

    All too late, Peter realizes that Spider-Man never responded to Deadpool’s messages.

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    When he's blackmailed by, of all people, a weird work acquaintance who needs Spider-Man gone for obviously illegal purposes, Peter is forced to hang up the suit- at least temporarily -until he can resolve the situation. Unfortunately, things start to get sticky when Deadpool, who Spider-Man's been on-again off-again with (okay, yeah, lowkey messing around with), crashes into Peter's life and demands the photographer help him figure out what's got his favorite webhead so spooked.

    Peter's life is really weird.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    ... and one time he couldn't.

    Or, Peter really, really wants to seem like he's got his Shit On Lock, and tells enough white lies to drive Tony up a damn wall.

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    08 Aug 2026

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    In order to save everyone's lives, Peter is forced to give up memories - their memories of him. As a result, he is left entirely alone in a world where no one knows he exists. After finally moving on with his life, a new threat arises, bringing Peter back directly into the Avengers' path.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    B-127 is a tool to be used. A means to an end for the Decepticon cause. Somewhere in the midst of Megatron first cradling the sparkling in the ruins to him training the young mech in the stony walls of Kolkular—the warlord’s memory started to blur right in-between. Attachment is a death wish in war, deadlier when one doesn’t even realize their affection has already deeply rooted.

    And that is exactly what Megatron has done to himself. A monster with a spark softened ever so slightly by a yellow sparkling.

    Or an AU where Bumblebee is raised by Megatron and the Decepticons. A story of a stranger that knows no home and a monster that destroyed his home.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Primus knew, Ratchet would do anything to shield his sparkling from harm. Yet, the War made exceptions for no one, not even at the insistence and threats of grumpy old medics. Thus, sometimes the only thing Ratchet could do was to hold and comfort Bumblebee in the aftermath of disaster.

    Or: 5 times Ratchet had to encourage Bumblebee to open his servo. The gritty, the wholesome and the dark.

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    29 Jul 2026