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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (3)
- Hannibal (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
- Iron Lung (2026) (1)
- Project Hail Mary (2026) (1)
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When Grace noticed a mysterious red liquid contaminating the biodome's waters, he would've never imagined the Eridians to drag out a man.
When Simon woke up with a tube in his throat, he would've never imagined he would be staring at the face of an angel.
And Rocky would've never imagined that he would have to tase a human and build him a xenonite cage, but here we all are.
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Simon's first reaction was always to fight: Grace's was to take flight. What happens when there were no more monsters to fight, and no where to take flight to?
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without you, id be lost like the lamb sauce <3 by fanboy_squared
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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MasterChef ✅ @MASTERCHEF
We’re back for an all new Season of #MasterChef!
Mark your calendars…get ready…COOK! 🥘daph @foodneverbetraysme
Ok so are we still watching this show or something? Lowkey forgot this existed ngl lolOr
Ilya and Shane are competitors on MasterChef. The Internet goes feral.
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“Harry, I can’t spend my time trying to find a ten-a-penny extra, especially when you don’t even have a photo of him,” Mycroft said. He reminded himself that Harry produced some of the biggest box office hits in recent years. “You described him as,” he looked down at the sticky note she gave him, “‘middle-aged, 30s, question mark, 40s, question mark, white, salt-and pepper, nice jawline, right eyes’. Do you know how many people in Hollywood matches that description? What even does ‘right eyes’ mean?”
Where Greg is an unsuccessful actor desperately waiting for his big break, and Mycroft is a talent agent who is done with the antics of stubborn directors.
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A family moved in – just across the street from him. It was a quiet affair, the furniture finagling all done over the course of a miserly day of pouring rain. A pale, miserly mother, a shouting father, and a black-haired boy around his age. Sebastien observed behind the curtains of his living room window.
He learned his name was James Moriarty.
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Will was no stranger to headaches. He was used to downing painkillers like Tic Tacs and praying they’d do something, especially after visiting one of Jack’s crime scenes. He tried to command his arms to reach for the drawer where he stashed the pills, but they refused to move, as if they were buried in cement.
His final thought before he fell back into the darkness was “That’s it. I’m dying.”
He wasn’t sure whether it was a comforting thought.
Will has a fever and Hannibal presents the all-curing remedy: chicken soup.
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In which two deeply damaged people try, badly, to offer each other olive branches without mistaking them for weapons--or turning it into a sex thing.
(It's definitely a sex thing.)
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(Trans!Grace repeatedly gets the rug pulled out from under him. Simon continues to require several therapists. Unfortunately, there are still no therapists on Erid.)
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- Part 4 of The Butcher and the Lamb
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23 Aug 2026
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This fic is giving me multiple aneurisms…author did you caress the brick before you threw the pile repeatedly at my face???
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Your Biggest Fan by sunsetsundae for Vinnie748
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
27 Aug 2026
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There was something to be said about how sad it was to be in your thirties, single, and spending your Friday nights talking to a stranger on the internet that you paid for naked videos of themselves.
But Ryland Grace was in far too deep to care.
There was something to be said about how sad it was to be a convicted felon, single, and spending your Friday nights making content for strangers on the internet who paid to see you naked.
But Simon Edenson had nothing left to lose.
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Hey, this is where i'll compile all my Grocky porn because tumblr hates dicks
My art tumblr is @chromaticrainarts , where I post non nsfw art
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You Push, I Pull, We Both End Up Falling by Shineyybean for ollicrillix
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
12 Aug 2026
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Grace is pushing forty, still working the same old job as a biology teacher at a private San Francisco high school. His life is pretty unassuming. Mundane at best.
At least until he meets his new coworker Simon, the twenty-something PE teacher who is hellbent on seducing him.
Not that Grace would need much persuading. Only, he's a bit too oblivious.Grace shouldn’t have come here again.
It’s a horrible idea. The worst one, really.
But if it is so wrong, why does the thought of it have to feel so good?
Simon leans against the cold, white tile of the teacher showers.
“You can’t seriously stand there and tell me you’ve never even thought about it,” Simon mutters, resting his head on the wall, damp hair falling onto his face.
Grace gulps, hard. He should leave. Turn back and pretend none of this ever happened. That would be for the best.
But he doesn’t.
“I have,” he nods. His lust clouds his judgement, and he speaks without contemplating it first. “I’m thinking of it right now, actually.”
Simon smirks.
“And are you gonna do something about that, Mr. Grace?”Fic illustrated by ollicrillix.
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13 Aug 2026
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In Good Hands by Corentine
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 Jul 2026
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He’s not much of a talker, Grace has quickly discerned, the words he does share are spoken gruffly but quietly, even the gratuitous swearing. More habit than actually irate. Still, Grace is just wondering how to fill the silence without just rambling when Simon cautiously ventures, “Say I’m not dead. Say it is real… why rescue me? Why fix me up?”
He tilts his head, nonplussed, “Because you were stranded and you were hurt.”
“That’s not what I’m asking,” spoken through gritted teeth. “At least, at least be honest with me. For what reason? What do you want in return?”
In his lap, Grace’s fingers flex.
“I don’t want anything in return,” he says steadily.
(A bloodymary fix-it fic with extra emphasis on touch starvation, and boy is Grace ravenous.)