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- Ozzy & Drix (Cartoon) (2)
- Osmosis Jones (2001) (2)
- Team Fortress 2 (1)
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Watchtower duty for Sniper, it was quiet. Nobody came up there, and he was easy to target off heads left and right. Not until a fellow enemy from the BLU team wants to have a friendly chat inside there.
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" The Mornings we Share " by fartmaster04
Fandoms: Osmosis Jones (2001), Ozzy & Drix (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2026
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Ever since Ozzy and Drix had moved to Hector, there always was some sort of issue. Nicotine? Dealt with that. Lice? Dealt with aswell. Insomnia and Nightmares? That's normal!
But what wasn't normal was that Hector seemed..normal for once, which definitely wasn't a bad thing. But it gave Ozzy and Drix both a free day to enjoy for themselves in their private eye.
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Ozzy and Drix finally have a break for a few hours from work at Frank's Police Department, as they decide to spend some quality time in Jones car after Drix finds a certain intrest of Ozzy's...
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They only have forty-two minutes for this, but Ten is planning to make the most of debauching Eleven.
Bookmarked by fartmaster04
20 Jun 2026
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Kazuichi inadvertently wakes his boyfriends up early on Saturday morning.
Series
- Part 4 of Kinktober 2024
Bookmarked by fartmaster04
09 Jun 2026
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How they got the office by Grossion5z
Fandoms: Penny Arcade (Webcomic), Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness (Video Game)
15 Dec 2024
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Tycho and Gabe desperately need a place to run their agency out of. Luckily, Tycho knows a ridiculously wealthy man who might be able to help them.
Bookmarked by fartmaster04
28 May 2026
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Crainal Glitch, Dumped in a Ditch by pikaflute
Fandoms: Penny Arcade (Webcomic), Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness (Video Game)
27 Mar 2026
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During a trek through a wreck in New Arcadia, Tycho gets stuck. Gabe "helps".
Bookmarked by fartmaster04
10 May 2026
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like we're sharing skin by bugbiter
Fandoms: Penny Arcade (Webcomic), Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness (Video Game)
18 Mar 2026
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Tycho knows better than anyone that trying to keep Gabriel on task while he’s researching is an effort equal parts Herculean and futile. Luckily for him, he’s come up with a few solutions to have his colleague exactly where he wants him.
...For a while, anyway.
Bookmarked by fartmaster04
09 May 2026