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Coffee study date ✨☕ by flying_burrito for anon497219
Fandoms: Idiots Don't Catch Colds (Webcomic)
24 Dec 2024
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zuko nation @yaoionice
tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others
oh captain my captain @jimothykirk
Replying to @yaoionice
RIGHT like i think love might be real
dani @danisqueerbar
Replying to @jimothykirk
we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)
Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.
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On the poster, Ilya’s own face looked back at him through a Snapchat dog filter, the image clearly taken to show off his flexed torso. Ilya didn’t recognize the selfie. He could’ve sent it to any number of girls. Someone had put jail bars over the image and below it, in bold letters, was simple text:
ILYA ROZANOV:
THIS MAN IS A DOG!
TEXT IRIS TO JOIN THE SUPPORT GROUP~ or ~
Following the tuna melt diaster, Ilya goes out to a bar in Boston and sees a poster for an Ilya Rozanov support group. Posing as Lily, he joins a group chat of his past consquests and discovers that he's not nearly as hard to figure out as he thinks he is.
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A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.
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Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.
Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.
The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.
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12 Aug 2026
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This was really really cute (though I really wanted Shane's friends to meet Ilya hehe)
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Captain of the Sinking Ship by winter_ninja
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Aug 2026
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"Never have I ever checked out my teammates in the locker room." Comeau said, looking directly at him.
Shane left his beer exactly where it was and met Comeau's gaze without saying a word, waiting for someone else to break the silence, because surely that had to have been a joke.
"Come on, Cap. It's no fun if you're just gonna lie." Drapeau let out with a quiet snort.
Shane frowned, genuinely confused. "What?"
"You really expect us to believe you've never taken a peek at us in the showers?"
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Or: A game of Never Have I Ever with the Voyageurs turns ugly, it's a good thing Ilya is not too far way.