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I Will Find You in Every Universe (And That is a Threat) by gremishka (forkliftcertified)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Nov 2024
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Astarion and Cazador are doomed eternally. No matter what form they appear in, the spawn and his master are destined to destroy each other.
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it doesn't rain enough by forkliftcertified
Fandoms: Kids w/ Problems RPF, Video Blogging RPF
21 Feb 2022
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Matt sends Ryan a text, and this time he gets what he wants. Or at least part of it.
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basically, I wish that you loved me by forkliftcertified for Ratclowns
Fandoms: Kids w/ Problems RPF, Video Blogging RPF
26 Dec 2021
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Ryan won't come over, so Matt turns to someone else for the night.
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Moonlit Teeth and Hollow Stars by forkliftcertified
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Kids w/ Problems RPF
04 Dec 2021
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Matt leaves the van for some privacy and receives an unexpected visitor.
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you broke my heart, but that's okay by forkliftcertified
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Kids w/ Problems RPF, supermega
21 Jun 2021
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Matt gets clingy when he’s had too many drinks and Ryan doesn’t know how to feel.
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it was like that when we got here by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
19 Mar 2026
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"I'm from the future," Jay says at last.
That's not possible, is Matt's first thought but he clamps down on it because this is Jay, and Jay is wandering Spadina, and Jay is also here in his room. So. Something impossible is now possible and it may as well be time travel.
"You're a time traveller." Matt giggles. "Holy shit. Holy shit. How did you—? No, never mind that, what am I thinking. Do you have a sports almanac on you? Any winning lotto numbers?"
Bookmarked by forkliftcertified
24 Jun 2026
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We all deal with grief differently. As for the Gemstone kids, they decide to shoot a porno together shortly after the death of Aimee-Leigh.
Bookmarked by forkliftcertified
20 May 2025
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“You killed two of my men after hitching a ride in a — honestly — valiant attempt on my life. Anyone else, they’d already have their head smashed all over the gravel, but I like you,” Negan says, resting his chin against his fist.
“You’re sick,” Carl bristles, body shaking from either fury, or distress. Maybe both. Negan’s definitely into it being both.
“Right. Well, I’m still sitting here, dick dry as the Sahara. Clock’s ticking, Carl, and Lucille’s hungry.”
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- Part 1 of Patterns
Bookmarked by forkliftcertified
20 Feb 2025
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Griffin’s bent over, futzing with his stereo system, flipping through LPs, before he stands to full, holding between his fingers the dark cardboard sleeve of the record he’s selected. “You like Carly Rae Jepsen?”
A shipboys American Psycho AU
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Bookmarked by forkliftcertified
13 Feb 2025
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The little girl-thing, changeling, vile wretch standing before you is your niece in blood and your sister in arms. She can’t be more than a year or two younger than you, you think, as your eyes pass over her mottled white flesh, the milky solids of her eyes.
You know without speaking to her that she has long been overcome by the urge that destroyed your family, that cast you out onto the street, that guided you here to the temple of Bhaal. You can see it in the twitch of her fingers, the blood caked in her silvery blonde hair, the way she stares at you unblinking.
The Dark Urge and Orin grow up together.
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- Part 1 of love you hate you kiss you kill you
Bookmarked by gremishka (forkliftcertified)
22 Oct 2024