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Idle Hands May Be the Devil's Playthings, but Angels Handle Heartstrings Just as Well by freakedpunk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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it's rather tragic when the one thing you really, truly want is the one thing that you deserve the least. crowley, through inopportune circumstances, continues to be a victim of tragedy.
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A Short Jaunt Through a Demon’s Thoughts, in No Particular Order: by freakedpunk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jun 2019
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crowley is of the firm belief that he is fundamentally evil and nothing but. aziraphale, by definition, is the very epitome of good itself, and so crowley is absolutely not worthy of him. (despite all this, he still longs for him, and frankly, it's rather inconvenient.)
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Every Thursday they pile into the upstairs dining room of the cafe at 7pm on the dot, and dissipate around 8:30. They talk, and have a few drinks catch up with their now too busy adult lives, and go home. It’s normal, and comfortable, and never changes.
Until, of course, Enjolras shows up one Thursday in February, twenty minutes late, with a baby strapped to his chest.
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21 Dec 2025
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Austere and Lonely Offices by ConstanceComment
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types
21 Aug 2018
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Javert was born an omega, and kept a tight grip on his nature all his life with suppressants and other countermeasures. But one slip is all it takes; a short, unexpected heat hits him shortly before the release of prisoner 24601, and years later, a new inspector comes to the town of Montreuil with a child in his wake.
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21 Dec 2025
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Concatenation by Bubblegum21Kitty
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
02 Aug 2025
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“There’s something very important we must do before we take this kitten home and clean her up, don’t you think?” Valjean told her, watching her get lost in her thoughts once again - trying to think what she had forgotten to do.
When Cosette had realised, she looked down at the kitten and loudly announced, “She needs a name!! Oh, how could we forget? I’m so sorry, little one!”
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Where Valjean, Javert and Cosette accidentally end up rescuing and adopting multiple cats.
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21 Dec 2025
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They Write Books About This Sort of Thing by samyazaz
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
12 Feb 2014
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"Why are you calling me?" Éponine demands as soon as she answers Grantaire's call, her voice short and clipped. There's genuine concern lurking beneath the tone, though. "What happened? Your plane didn't explode, did it?"
"Unfortunately not." He's standing in the aisle, crushed between the over-cologned businessman in front of him and the man with shoulders like a linebacker behind as they all file forward, making glacial progress toward the front of the plane and freedom. "At this rate, I should be at baggage claim in twenty. Where's the nearest liquor store?"
She gives a laugh that's short and sharp and means she's more irritated than amused. "How the hell should I know? I'm your agent not your personal assistant, and I've never been to Boston before. Isn't that what your fancy smartphone's for?"
"My fancy smartphone is for being able to answer your emails while I'm in the air, or at line for Starbucks, or whizzing through the city in the back of a cab. Also for Candy Crush."
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19 Dec 2025
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stop theyre actually everything to me. this fic fucking has it all. absolutely fantastic stuff