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    xeno jerkoff cinematic universe by

    Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types

    18 Aug 2026

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    Grace and Rocky, doing it like they do on the discovery channel.

    (ft. Rocky being evasive about his feelings, Grace's demisexual alienfucker sexuality crisis, and also a couple of meandering flashback journeys through Grace's less-than-impressive dating history.)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    there's no one in the universe (as magical and wondrous as you) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    25 Jun 2026

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    Rocky has been working on a solution for Grace's touch-starvation. When the ship tells them that it's a special day for Grace, Rocky has the perfect gift to give.

    (All works in this series can be read separately from each other!)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Vibrations by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    25 Apr 2026

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    “Human book recommends relaxing bedtime routine. Listen to soothing music, sleep in a cool, dark quiet room. Stick to regular schedule.” Rocky recites what he read. “Schedule is good, room is dark and quiet. Soothing music, question?”

    “Not a bad idea,” Grace stretches his legs a little. “I’ve shown you lots of music. You remember the soothing ones. Why don’t you sing for me?” He asks, jokingly.

    “Good good good!” Rocky chirps excitedly, wiggling around inside his ball. “Yes, Rocky will sing. Grace will listen. Grace will sleep easily.”

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    23 Jun 2026

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    pilot study (knowledge gaps) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    07 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.

    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    How many? by

    Fandoms: Original Work  

    26 Mar 2019

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    Evan agrees to take part in an experiment to see how many orgasms a person can take, and has a blast.

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    24 Sep 2025