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    Hua Cheng raised an eyebrow, "Sorry, I need to catch up. You, Xie Lian, baked me cookies… because you want me to teach you how to kiss. Did I get that right?"

    Xie Lian pursed his lips and nodded, looking a little dejected as he said, "I forgot I'm not very good at baking, either."

    "I'm sure you're better than you think," Hua Cheng tilted his head in an adorable way, giving Xie Lian another glimpse of his crimson eye, "Next time, bring me some you made, okay?"

    "Next time?" Xie Lian asked, confused.

    "Well, it might take a few lessons," Hua Cheng pushed his door open a little wider and gestured inside, "Would you like to come in, gege?"

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    The one where Xie Lian thinks he's a bad kisser, so he requests the help of an old acquaintance to learn some new tricks.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    r/advice

    @crimsonrainsoughtflower
    i dedicated an art exhibition to my beloved, and his fuckass loser friends said it was creepy. how do i eliminate them?

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    @scrapcollector
    My friends don’t like my new companion. What should I do?

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    @crimsonrainsoughtflower
    how do i get my beloved’s rancid friends uninvited from our wedding?

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Draco would like to say that when Potter barged into his office at nine-thirty in the morning, locked the door, and demanded, “Are you in love with me?”, he sneered back and said something quite clever and cutting along the lines of please, Potter, I know we’re not trying to kill each other anymore but I have the good sense and, more importantly, standards not to throw myself at you or maybe at least I see your ego hasn’t gotten any more tolerable since school.

    What he said in reality, though, was, “What? I—what?” He tried again. “Have you gone completely mental?”

    A botched love potion makes it so that everyone in Harry's vicinity is madly in love with him—everyone except Draco, that is.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Before he can stop himself, before he can think it through, the words slip out, sharp and unfiltered:

    “I think I’m in love with you.”

    The silence that follows is instantaneous.

    The sound of typing stops. Bruce’s hands still over the keyboard, shoulders locking up so suddenly it looks painful. He takes a breath--sharp, barely there--and then turns his head, slowly, like he’s not entirely sure he heard right.  

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “Can you… shee through my clothesh right now?”

    Clark jerks the wheel, nearly missing the turn. “What—no! I’m not looking through your clothes.”

    Bruce frowns like Clark has failed some obvious test. “Why not? We’re friendsh. I give you permishion.”

    Bruce Wayne is scheduled for a wisdom teeth extraction, and somehow Clark Kent ends up as his chauffeur and designated babysitter. What follows is a day of one extremely loopy billionaire.

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    07 Feb 2026