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    Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.

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    “I’m in love with her.”

    Nothing else. Just that. The words fall out of his mouth and hover there like the world’s least convenient Bludger. It’s the first time he’s said it out loud. It feels… odd. Heavy. Possibly terminal. He braces for questions, or judgement, or maybe an intervention.

    What he gets instead is the not-at-all subtle sound of coins changing hands. Theo passes a handful of Galleons to Blaise.

    “I told you,” Blaise murmurs, smug as sin.

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    Draco Malfoy is no hero; just the Ministry’s unpaid consultant with a talent for sarcasm and survival. He plans to endure cursed artefacts and bad coffee in silence… until he starts noticing Hermione Granger. Flat shoes, sharper wit, and the kind of competence that makes even Malfoys pay attention.

    He doesn’t speak to her. He just observes. Catalogues. Falls quietly, disastrously in love.

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  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    When a spell goes wrong and reverts Hermione to her half-cat polyjuice mistake from Second Year, she despairs of ever finding love.

    Luckily, she soon finds out she's not the only one affected.

    Unluckily, compatibility comes in many different forms.

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    It’s the night before Hermione’s wedding, and she’s supposed to be meeting her mandated husband-to-be for a drink, as if anything could take the edge off of a forced marriage to a once and future bigot.

    But when he sends his two best men in his stead, Hermione is intrigued despite herself and decides the very least she deserves is a bloody good send off.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.

    His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?

    Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.

    It was a fucking survey.

    Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.

    • On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
    • On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
    • Any additional comments? — Fuck off

    P.S. Your owl is insane

    In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.

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    08 Aug 2025