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sAInthood by godlikeadog
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Sep 2026
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In the near future AI has infected every aspect of daily life, thanks in no small part to gAIa—John Gaius’ “green AI”. Kiriona Gaius and her spouse Harrowhark Nonagesimus-Gaius (yeesh, what a mouthful) are content as tech heiress and lead dev on Alecto.
And then Gaius introduces his first Saint and changes the world… for the worse.
“Like entropy or death, Harrow, some choices are made for us.”
Or:
The modern lyctorhood horror that nobody asked for.
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Hammer Smashed Face by godlikeadog
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Aug 2026
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“You make it so easy. I had heard the cell commander here offered a real challenge: an expert markswoman, savant with melee combat, and crafty as all hell. But you’re none of those—just another scrappy amateur.”
Bomb spat, her eyes drifting to the hammer. “You insane fucking creep.”
Or:
Cell Commander Calm Like A Bomb vs Cohort Harrow Nova with a Fuck-off Big Hammer have a nice private fight.
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Either I Die or I Live Forever by godlikeadog
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2026
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Some things will fundamentally change a person, and in the years since that fateful night Kiriona Gaia has changed. She escaped her religiously oppressed hellhole of a hometown, married her college girlfriend, and only sometimes wakes up screaming.
Healing is a matter of accepting what has happened and growing with intention. For Nova those intentions include beating their Mormon childhood to death with a rusty shovel, burying it in a shallow grave and moving from their repressed hellhole of a town before it could bury them instead.
Or:
Seven years later, Gideon and Harrow go to therapy.
Title from "Stress" by Silverstein
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- Part 2 of Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav
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Putting The Butch in Butcher by godlikeadog
Fandoms: The Masquerade Series - Seth Dickinson
21 Apr 2026
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She has overcome every test, every trial. Tain Hu drowned upon the rock and Baru did not count the birds. Instead of ordering the meat butchered for the gulls, she undertakes the work herself and gets her hands dirty.
Or:
Baru fucks a corpse.
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If The Morning Never Comes by godlikeadog
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
02 Apr 2026
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“Um, are you gonna say something?”
The silicone and leather burned through Harrow’s corneas and pierced straight through her; the blunt instrument between them an effective ice pick against her pre-frontal cortex.
Hesitantly, “I'm really not sure what to say…” Harrow swallowed and choked on each word, “except that you have laid out a penis on my dining table, Griddle.”
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After being raised in the Mormon church her entire life Harrowhark Nonagesimus is finding some things are unavoidable: chief among them her infuriatingly attractive bestie of a butch coming off a break-up.
A.K.A Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav
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- Part 1 of Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav
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Mormon Soaker Gideon Nav by godlikeadog
Fandom The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Aug 2026
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Modern AU in which Harrow is raised in the Mormon church and clashes her faith and self via asking her bestie, and probably soulmate, Gideon Nav to soak her with her conveniently present strap-on.
And seven years later they both go to therapy.
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somebody in hell loves you by PillsburySoyboy
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Dec 2025
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World famous movie star Harrow Nova's life takes a turn for the worse when an obsessive fan attacks her in her own home. With her fragile sense of security shattered and unlikely to ever fully recover, she hires a personal bodyguard in the hopes of reclaiming some shred of normalcy in her life.
What she gets is Gideon Nav.
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Tell Me What Happens When it Stops by Go_Loud for Raxheim
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jan 2026
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Popstar Kiriona Gaia is on top of the world. Sure, the other half of her chart-topping duo is an insufferable ass and she doesn't get to see as much of her famous record exec father as she might like, but who is she to complain? It's sure a hell of a lot better than growing up the problem child of a doomsday cult, right?
Then an unexpected blast from her past lands on her doorstep, and Kiriona is suddenly forced to reconsider whether her life now is really all that different than it was before.
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26 Aug 2026
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Not Quite Shining by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Aug 2023
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In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.
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It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.
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- Part 1 of some kind of chivalry kink
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An Orphan Generation Of Elephants by hyperfixity
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Jun 2022
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Harrowhark, who Gideon had always assumed had despised her for her loud, unapologetically weird gender stuff, and who was now a fucking girl, the hypocritical little shit.
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Gideon's finally got her life on track. She's transitioned, she has people she can rely on, and she's gotten into University. And then an awful, terrible, no good hate-goblin from her past reappears and throws her through a loop by also having transitioned.
Harrow has her work, her life's purpose, and no time for distractions. She also has her secrets, and no intention to share them with anyone. And then the execrable Gideon Nav blunders back into her life and threatens calamity.
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- Part 1 of An Orphan Generation Of Elephants
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15 Jun 2026
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Deep Space Pillow Talk by kabretoss
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
15 Aug 2023
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Harrow was learning to be warm.
She squirmed to turn over, stretching out so she could press her back against Gideon's long flank, shoving a pillow in place so she could comfortably stay tucked with her head in the dip between the woman's bicep and breast. Harrowhark's lover (what an odd notion) stirred, the snotty purr of her snore interrupted for a moment.
"Good?" came her voice, loud and slurry with sleep.
"Mmm," Harrow reassured, knowing this for a false awakening. Gideon always slept well, after.
"Mhmhmmhm. Took care'a you good," she chuckled with sleepy lechery.
Harrow huffed, the echo of exasperation wrapping a painful fondness. "Nav, go back to sleep."
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12 May 2026