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    They’re in her bedroom in a flash, and she’s thrilled that it’s finally happening, and she’s pulling her jeans off, and then —

    Clark sits her on the bed and kneels in front of her.

    Oh. Lois feels a tide of embarrassment rising in her throat. She plants a hand on his shoulder and tries to shove him away, but he’s solid as a rock. Obviously.

    “That’s okay. We can skip me, and just move on to the main event.”

    From the way his brow creases, she knows it was the wrong thing to say. “What?”

     

    or Lois Lane thinks she's too high maintenance in the bedroom, and Clark Kent corrects that.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    “You love Dynamight,” Kota said.

    Izuku let out a long-suffering exhale. “I beg your pardon?”

    “You forgot Hero Dynamight over your girlfriend,” Kota continued. “That means that he’s… he’s the love of your life.”

    Kota’s cheeks reddened like he was embarrassed about what he had just said. Izuku stared at him. He didn’t know a Hero Dynamight. But there were a lot of heroes he didn’t know. The world was a big place, after all.

    “You grew up together,” Kota barrelled on. “You tell us all the time how the two of you are friends. He guest lectures here sometimes. You… you don’t know who I’m talking about?”

    Izuku swallowed hard as he looked at Kota’s face. If this were any other student, he wouldn’t believe it. But Kota wasn’t the type to joke or kid around, especially not with something of this magnitude.

    Izuku accidentally gets hit with one of his students' quirks and temporarily forgets the love of his life - who is not, as it turns out, his current girlfriend.

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    08 May 2026

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    THIS WAS SO CUTE I LOVED THIS AND I CRIED LIP WOBBLING AND EVERYTHING

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    You’ve survived wars, plagues, revolutions, and at least three attempted exorcisms by some of history’s most famous sorcerers.

    You’ve outlasted empires, mastered a dozen languages (including two that are now dead), and made a habit of slapping Kenjaku across time and space every century or so.

    And yet, somehow, the single greatest threat to your peace and productivity is one insufferably loud man with silver hair, a bottomless well of confidence, and the most inconveniently beautiful blue eyes you’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing.

    You are a nine-tailed fox spirit, a scholar, a legend. All you want is to finish your damn research in peace.

    Instead, you get Gojo Satoru.

    He breezes in uninvited, steals your favorite seat at the café, and no matter how many times you banish him—with varying degrees of arcane force—he just keeps coming back.

    Immortality is a long time to suffer through this kind of nonsense.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    fucking funny as f LMAOOOOO

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    Soulmates’ markings add up to ten so soulmates know just how much of a danger their soulmate is to them. You have a ten on your wrist, so you know your soulmate must have a zero. There’s just one problem: no one in history has ever been worthy of a danger rating of ten, so who the hell is the supposedly “invincible god” were you fated to?

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    02 Jan 2024

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    “C’mon, it’ll be convenient.”

    You hate that word. You hate that word with your whole being. Back then, it meant something entirely different when he said it. We can get to know each other, then we can get married. It doesn’t have to be a big deal. It’ll be convenient. Convenient is why you married him. Convenient is why you are here now.

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    10 Jun 2024

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    hoooooly shit writing here amazing so beautiful i cannot get enough of this art