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George tells Dream that he had big news to tell him. When Dream finally gets the discord call, George drops some big news on him.
*I actively do not support these people anymore but this fic is so funny and makes me laugh so I am keeping it up*
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“We’re having an intervention,” Donghyuck announces one day at dinner, sliding into his seat and fixing Jaemin with a blank stare. Mark sits down next to Donghyuck, and they fold their arms across their chests at the same time.
“Wow, impressive,” Jaemin says, drumming his knuckles on their dinner table. Their pots of succulents (Michael, Bruno, and Justin— Mark bought them, Donghyuck named them, and Jaemin’s the one who diligently waters them every week) shake with every beat. “Did you two plan that?”
“Nope,” Donghyuck says at the same time Mark says, “Yeah.”
(jaemin gets dared by his roommates to give up sex for forty days. no big deal, or so he thinks— he just doesn’t expect to meet a boy who makes it unexpectedly hard for him to go through with it.)
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13 Aug 2026
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"Of course you must learn to love, to love always and love entirely and to be wounded by nothing so much as the violence of your own love." - ANDREW KANE, HOW TO BE A DOG.
with six eyes to see, it becomes clear. you are being watched.
[ yandere!gojo satoru x fem!reader ] + [ cross-posted on tumblr. ]
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22 Jul 2025
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make the most of your life, while it is rife, while it is light by PrettyPineapple012012
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 May 2025
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He started the coffee machine. His hands moved on autopilot. Two cups. One black, steaming hot, set aside for himself. He took out the sugar cubes to drop into the second cup. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Were seven enough? That person would complain if it wasn’t a heart-attack-inducing sludge with a drop of coffee.
Then he froze.
That person wasn’t here anymore.
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08 Jun 2025
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I Would Bring You the Stars and the Moon by GutterWitch
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 Mar 2025
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“Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn panicked, feeling extraordinarily unprepared having been thrust into her new position without so much as even a handbook to consult. What were the formalities? What was she supposed to respond with? Where was the damn push to talk button…
“Hellooo? I said Houston, do you copy?”
Caitlyn fiddled with her headset, having finally found the green button on the side and hastily letting out a rather breathless reply. “Um, yes. Hello? This is Houston. I copy.”
There was a long pause in which Caitlyn sat twiddling her thumbs, anxiety pushing the frantic pulse of her heartbeat through her eardrums. Was that wrong? Did she already fuck up? She took a steady deep breath, finger hovering over the talk button until the familiar voice of the astronaut came through her headset once more.
“Damn, Houston. I didn’t expect you to sound so sexy.”
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Caitlyn has been assigned as the personal capcom to one of the astronauts currently on a year long expedition at the international space station. Cue long months of pining and desperate longing.
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08 Feb 2025
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Cannibalization of the Apex by CharmPoint
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2021
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Satoru doesn't survive the fight with Fushiguro Toji. He dies, cold and alone, leaving behind only a curse with a taste for carnage. Suguru brings that curse to his lips, swallows down the remains of his best friend, his one and only. He doesn't know if it's Satoru's soul or just a mindless curse he's ingesting, but still, he can't part with it.
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27 Sep 2024