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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    “Slow and steady,” Deadpool confirms, and he grabs Peter’s wrists and positions his thumbs over them. Peter watches them descend, holding his breath. Gloved fingers meet skin and Peter gasps, his wrists flexing in Deadpool’s grip as his body arches of its own volition. “Shit, it’s that painful?”

    “S’fine,” Peter slurs, his teeth gritted. “Just keep going.” And why does he say that? Why doesn’t he just tell Deadpool to stop, that he’ll do it himself even if it takes longer?

    Or: Spider-Man and Deadpool are trapped. Peter has a plan to escape, but it depends on the natural webbing he can make from his spinnerettes, which only produce silk when stimulated. Deadpool points out that Peter could produce twice as much if he just let him do the stimulating.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    He didn’t want to stoop to Matt’s level, always told himself that he was above that, even as his best friend tugged him down in the dirt time after time. You are the company you keep, after all, and Matt’s company made him guilty by association, ever since they were kids stealing from cookie jars and busting out windows. And maybe it wasn’t fair that Matt had all the fun, right? That he was able to languish in his hedonism, leaving Jay to pick up the pieces, smooth things over, make excuses to–sometimes literally–clean their hands.

    Maybe he deserved to play in the dirt, too.

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    Matt and Jay get tangled up in a dumpster. Hijinks ensue!

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    28 Feb 2026

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    “Do you think people think it’s weird we hold hands?” Troy asks him once.

    Of course Abed's thought about it. His general conclusion is that yes, people probably think it’s weird if they’re not thinking that the two of them are a couple. But he doesn’t really want to tell Troy that, in case it’ll make him stop holding his hand.

    “Do you mind?” he asks tactically, instead of answering.

    Troy shrugs. “Not really actually. I don’t care about any of those people.”

    (Or, Abed's friendship with Troy seems entirely too all-encompassing, and he has no idea how to deal with it.)

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    26 Feb 2023