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    “I like to disclose my personal life on a need-to-know basis. But I believe that if I play my cards right, I can come out in a way that minimizes questioning about my love life, sexual interests, or, god forbid, attempts at matchmaking.” Giorno shudders.

    Mista lights up, snapping his fingers. “Boyfriend.”

    Giorno’s elbow jerks involuntarily, nearly knocking over his bowl of dry ingredients. “What?” he asks, startled.

    “You need a fake boyfriend!” Mista explains. “Think: She’s All That, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, and I mean, 10 Things I Hate About You does it so well, it’s honestly the best of the genre.”

    Giorno purses his lips. “I thought we agreed to not bring up rom-coms again.”

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    Or, Giorno and Mista are roommates who need to fake a relationship. This can only ever go one way, can it?

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    this fic has inspired me multiple times, both in writing and artwork

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    AU. Never listen to stories about hot men—fifty percent of the time, they aren't even true—or you might develop a crush. In fact, stay at home and avoid falling for anyone at all. Especially the guy everyone wants. It's not worth it.

    In which Kenma simply wants to be left alone on Friday nights and get over his stupid crush on a guy who competes for gold medals in the university Olympics called “Had the Most Sex in the Shortest Period of Time.” Life isn't that easy, and as Inuoka says, “one thing leads to another.”

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    11 Jun 2014

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    THIS IS PRECIOUS OMFG