hanktalkin
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- Deadlock (Video Game) (22)
- Dragon Age (Video Games) (17)
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Although he’s got endless tales from his wild youth, Infernus admits he’s not much of a writer. Fortunately, his new friend from the Ritual is so keenly interested in his life, he volunteers to ghostwrite for him. With a few embellishments.
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Bebop gets himself killed during the Ritual and Lash couldn’t be happier. For real, for sure, totally.
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Poker Night at Houdini's Shackles by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
25 Jun 2026
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Wraith's weekly game night turns into an impromptu strip poker. And, let's be honest, when has strip poker ever stayed at just that?
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The Serpent Chooses Its Own Venom by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)
01 Jun 2026
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“And this is a sex thing for you?” Wraith asks dubiously. “NOT just some weird predator/prey thing?”
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Abrams comes to break the news.
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My contributions for the Boots 'n Bombs week hosted by @dontneedadispenser on twitter/tumblr.
Special thanks to someonehasto for providing beta work!
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Tattoo Parlor AU.
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Once more with feeling. Oh. Oh god that's too much feeling. by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
Fandom Team Fortress 2
01 Nov 2017
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A look at a non-traditional relationship between two best friends where just being gay for each other would be the simpler option.
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Contains fics which generally pertain to the the same continuity as Progenesis, Ninefold. Most can be read independently unless otherwise noted.
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Currently doing Boots N Bombs requests. Leave your prompts in the comments, or message me on Tumblr @HankWritten.Requests are closed! See you next year maybe
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Lash emerged victorious from the ritual. Not that there was any chance he wouldn’t considering he was The Lash. It was just strange to bear witness to the unexpected changes brought on by his wish to reclaim his title of undefeated champion of the Bear Pit. Namely that nobody seemed to remember a Bebop ever passing through the ring. Not the fans, not the organizers, not even the other fighters in the ritual.
Realistically Lash had everything he could ever want, except maybe one thing he’d never quite considered.
Bookmarked by hanktalkin
16 Jun 2026
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“Bebop.” Lash repeated, voice edging into dire, “You fought together during it.”
“We.” Krill gestured to all three of them, “Got into a fight with a guy named Bebop over the Maelstrom.”
“Scrap golem actually.” Lash corrected self importantly, clearing his throat and turning away, “I beat him… a lot.” He looked down, pretending to study the wrappings on his hands, “Pretty embarrassing. The ass beating I always give him I mean.”
“Congratulations.” Krill deadpanned.
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Bebop pushes too far in his latest fight with Lash and ends up a little broken down. Luckily for him, he has... Lash to the rescue? They both get a little more than they bargained for in this exchange.
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Bookmarked by hanktalking (hanktalkin)
22 Jul 2026
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Bebop didn’t wait for him as he hungrily rubbed himself with Lash around the access port. He was close, and he chased the feeling. Even if he was using Lash’s body, it was good to know he had brought it on with his own work.
Suddenly, whether it was the fluids, or the mixed pressure, the port opened, the metal sliding right to the side. Bebop froze, Lash’s dick right outside.
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All Souls by Anatidae for beyondthesea
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
30 Aug 2025
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"I invite you to light your candle from your neighbor. To be each other's light in the hungry dark."
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Bookmarked by hanktalkin
16 Oct 2025
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they NEVEr get their happy ending, even in fanfiction
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Her eyes get stuck on the sliver of neck she can see underneath their starched collar, a smooth patch of skin looking fresh and untouched and ready to be unwrapped like a hard candy.
God, she's hungry.
The wedding night.
Bookmarked by hanktalkin
06 May 2026
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"You're stupid," Mina retorts reflexively. "Did you really think I would… wow, as if."
An expression flashes across Arin's face, so quick that Mina nearly misses it, but so filled with actual hurt that it stops her from saying something really mean.
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The day of the Maelstrom arrives -- again and again and again.
Bookmarked by hanktalkin
27 Jun 2026