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“You will each get seven minutes,” Ilya said as he paced in front of them. “You can do anything you like with him. The one rule is that you cannot let him come. Only I get to do that. I will start the timer when you go in. When the timer goes off, you stop and come out here. After you have all had your turn, I will go last.”
Or: Shane gets passed around like a blunt in a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven
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The Whole Package by isto4u for chocolatefreckle
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Sep 2026
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Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.
Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!
“Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”
Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.
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16 Sep 2026
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There is a thing Shane wants. Forgiveness, absolution, a way out of his imagined sin. But at the same time, he cannot accept the desire, can’t look at it head on. Will stall forever in the hair-shirt stage, causing himself pain, because he stubbornly refuses to create for himself any path towards atonement.
This is fine. Repressed desire, unconscious craving for release. Ilya can work with this. Might even call it his area of expertise.
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After the Centaurs lose in the playoff semi-finals for the second year in a row, Ilya has to save Shane from himself.
Written for Mean Dom Ilya Week, for the prompt orgasm control/denial.
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15 Sep 2026
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You've Got Mail! by wermbrain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010.
He emails him.
Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic
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14 Sep 2026
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Shane stares at the fabric in his hands and takes a deep breath. He’ll never hear the fucking end of it if he wears this thing out. He’ll never hear the end of it if he doesn’t.
Lose-lose, really.
A whoop sounds out behind him as Shane slips the jersey over his head. It sits awkwardly, though he can’t tell if that’s because the material is brand new or because his body won’t relax. It’s hot, as if the fabric lettering on the back is branding his skin. As if he’ll take off the jersey and be marked for life:
ROZANOV. 81.Shane wears Ilya's jersey out in public. Ilya has very strong feelings about it.
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