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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    "I can’t believe we haven’t really talked since that night all those years ago,” Menelaus tells Patroclus. He laughs after it, a little unnaturally, following up with, “That was so crazy, right? Can you believe I haven’t kissed another guy since you?”

    Achilles grins ferociously. “Can you, Pat?” he asks. “Can you believe that?”

    Ten years after college, Patroclus and Achilles run into Menelaus, freshly dumped by Helen. They have some interesting suggestions for helping him get over his heartbreak.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    WHOA. the more is more threesome i never knew the world needed

  2. Public Bookmark 16682

    Mystery Work

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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    10 Mar 2026

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    ooooweeeee! rosanov just dressing shane down from the jump is *fans herself*. you get it

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    simply ADORBS. domestic chaos agent ilya. love love LOVE “my wife”

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    At the base of Shane Hollander’s throat is a dark red hickey. It’s fresh, no more than a day or two old, stark and striking against his otherwise unblemished skin.

    Ilya feels possessed.

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    Shane shows up to the Montreal vs Boston game in ep4 with a hickey. Ilya takes it about as well as you'd expect.

    (In which they're definitely hatefucking because they definitely hate each other and definitely don't feel anything else towards each other. Don't worry. Nothing to see here. Especially not any tenderness or love. Nope.)

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    23 Feb 2026

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    oOOoo. angry(sort of, but not really), jealous sex over a rose hickey?! yes PLEASE

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    “You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.

    Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”

    “You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.

    “Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”

    “And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”

    “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”

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    07 Jan 2026

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    most amazing hollanov ever