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He held out a hand in front of him and realized with a disconnected sort of wonder that he could see straight through his palm. That could not be good.
Or, Iruka gets hit by a jutsu that knocks him out of his body, and Kakashi is one of the few people who can still see him.
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Shinobi Enforcement Agency is the only bounty station (un)officially recognized by all of the Five Great Nations. It'd be the best place to bring in targets, if only there wasn't so much paperwork involved.
When they don't seem interested in taking out the new missing-nin in town, Kakashi wants to know why.
(Or, the one where both Kakashi and Iruka are missing-nin bounty hunters who go after the same target.)
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25 Dec 2025
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Brushing debris off of the note, Iruka gently unfolded it, trying not to rip the damp creases.
"Ukki-san enjoys watering three times a week, gentle dusting of his leaves, and daily haiku readings. He tells me the light from your bedroom window is perfect.
He would like to thank you for taking care of him, and tells me I owe you two favors now.
Back in twelve days.
P.S. A perfect mission report is worth at least four favors, sensei, so think of something else."A henohenomoheji stared at Iruka in place of a signature.
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24 Dec 2025
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That night in the forest, as he saved Naruto from Mizuki, Umino Iruka unlocked a new ability within himself that would change the course of history itself… and apparently, it involves a lot of cooking on his part.
Oh, and being a soothsayer or some shit.
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23 Dec 2025
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On paper, the flood was blamed on Iruka’s apartment building being old and that the plumbing hadn’t been updated since the Nidaime was Hokage. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Naruto was in an experimental stage with his sealing, or the fact that the mission desk had kept Iruka late one day due to some idiot’s incompetent filing, and therefore he hadn’t been home on time to supervise like he usually was. Nope. Couldn’t be that.
Either way, he needed a new apartment and fast: something cheap that wouldn’t eat up his meager salary. The inexpensive two-bedroom in the village center that was in a nice, secure, ninja-friendly building was too good to be true. There had to be something wrong with it.
"It's probably haunted," Naruto reasoned, looking delighted by the prospect.
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Iruka and Naruto move into a new apartment that's way cheaper than it should be, and it only takes them one night to find out why: their new neighbor has a habit of starting the day with a shout at 4am. But Iruka decides the annoyance might be worth it when he discovers their new neighbor is not only handsome, but kind and caring as well.
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22 Dec 2025