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falling from the sky by horridbeast
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
04 Aug 2026
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"It reminded Matt of that cheesy song, yankee rose or whatever, the one with the crazy haired dudes where they made their guitar laugh and wolf whistle. Except it was his best friend, with slightly less crazy hair, whining and moaning through the medium of upright piano."
Matt doesn't want his Bird to fly away again and tried to settle his nerves in the most birdlike way he can fathom.
MattJay bird themed petplay OR how to ask for a handjob with a piano.
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the brainfuck (smiles serenely) by micer2012
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
27 May 2026
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matt wants to bravely go where no man has gone before, to explore a new alternative hole thats been ignored for centuries. its the mattjay earfucking fic who wants to see viceland jay get earfucked? o/ (no guro, porn logic)
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'“So the plan is to take magic mushrooms to then come up with a different, separate plan?” Jay cocked his head to the side as he asked, making sure he had everything understood correctly.
“Not just a different plan, THEE plan! The plan to end all other plans! A plan bestowed to us from the cosmos themselves!” Matt throws his arms in the air as he exclaims. “Or something like that.” It was evident that Matt's time in psychonaught spaces was limited and not especially well researched.'
AKA Matt and Jay take magic mushrooms in an attempt to come up with the ultimate Rivoli plan. Their respective experiences could not be more different
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The Binge by mimeo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
18 Jul 2026
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(a fill for the prompt "Matt/Jay, Weight Gain, Body Worship")
Matt nods, slack-jawed and dumbfounded at this prospect. It’s a dream. It’s what he’d write on a Make-A-Wish form if you put one in front of him. Fuck the Rivoli; pizza blowjob takes the cake. Cake. Is there cake involved? Can there be?
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Eating Your Best Friend by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
19 Jul 2026
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‘You’re licking your lips? Are you thinking about eating me? What’s the matter with you!’
‘Yeah, yeah! You know what? It’s just- you know what, it was in case this is a dream and I’d regret it if I woke up and didn’t do it.’
What the fuck did Matt mean by that.
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Jay finds out what Matt meant by that.
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Best Imitation of Myself by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
13 Jul 2026
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"That's not what I have in mind today," Matt says. "I'm spoiling you, not punishing you. I just want you to trust me. I want you to show me how much you trust me."
"I trust you," Jay says. And then, a memory stirs. "Wait—you were blind once. Is that what this is about?"
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Matt and Jay spend the day in bed.
Series
- Part 5 of Whatever & Ever, Amen
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07 Jul 2026