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Just like real moss, Zoro’s hair color shifts with the seasons. Only, the Straw Hats have never stayed in one place long enough for it to be noticeable. So when their swordsman spends his two year gap on an autumn island… it ends up catching everyone completely off guard. Miscommunication ensues.
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Zoro loves Sanji’s hands.
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In a ridiculous plot to get the Cook to hold Zoro’s hand, the swordsman intentionally gets lost. He’s a little puzzled by the fact that even when he’s lost, he always finds his way back to Sanji. -
Black Nail Polish and Rose-Tinted Glasses by idiotsensei
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2026
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While feverish and unaware in his first days at Kurigana, Zoro refers to Sanji as “Love-Cook”.
Perona has a terrible habit of latching onto things she shouldn’t.
Convinced there’s something between the Straw Hats’ resident swordsman and cook, Perona spends the next two years “helping” in the only way she knows how: meddling.
When the crew finally reunites on Sabaody, Sanji discovers two things at once – Zoro looks unfairly good with black nail polish, and maybe he’d been in love with him all along.
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Zoro loses a tooth.
For a swordsman who fights with a weapon clenched between his teeth, it’s far more than a minor inconvenience.
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When rumors surface about a lost forbidden genjutsu, Kakashi is sent to investigate. But it’s a trap. Captured by rogue shinobi, he’s subjected to relentless torment, both physical and psychological. Wounds heal, but scars remain; something fractures, far deeper than they realize. As the lines between illusion and reality blur, one question remains: what becomes of the Copy Ninja when the man beneath the mask is irreparably changed?
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Out of the Fire, Into the Furnace by blanketskeepmesafe
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Jul 2026
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He looked damn good. He could just act like this was what he wanted.
How hard could it be?
When Sanji is sold off to an idiot alpha named Roronoa Zoro for a business deal, he is sure he has traded one hellhole for another. But he starts to realize he might not need to resign himself to a miserable existence. Maybe Zoro is the only chance he has at happiness. If only he could get past his shitty personality.
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29 Jul 2026
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“Zoro,” Chopper said slowly. “What’s the last thing you remember?”
Zoro screwed his face up, as if he was thinking. Sanji resisted the urge to make a crack about how much work that was for him.
“I remember going over Reverse Mountain,” he said finally. “I think we were…yeah we had just arrived on Little Garden. And you owe me Cook ‘cause I caught the biggest dinosaur you have ever seen. So I won!” he finished triumphantly.
Sanji stared at him.
*Zoro bangs his head in a minor scuffle and forgets everything that happened in the last three years, including the small detail that he and Sanji are now in love. Sanji does not cope very well.
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27 Jul 2026
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“Oh. What Zoro finds pretty? That’s obvious."
“It is?” Sanji asks, shocked.
“It is?” Zoro asks, eyes wide.
Or: six times Sanji tries to guess Zoro’s type, and one time Zoro asks for his.
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16 Jul 2026
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"It’s not a big deal if people smooch Sanji, is it?”
“I mean it’s kind of a big deal to me,” Sanji mumbles under his breath.
Sanji gets an allergy that makes everyone lust after him. Zoro is apparently immune.
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15 Jul 2026
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“You’re not—” He pauses for a moment. “You’re not looking at me. Zoro. Can you…”
Oh. Shit.
“I can’t see.” Now that he’s noticed, it’s very obvious.
Zoro loses his eyesight to a devil fruit user. He thinks it's all right. Sanji, for some reason, doesn't.
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12 Jul 2026