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Silver came from the future with a warning- Eggman took over the world and somehow managed to gain the immortality needed to keep his power for centuries afterwards- but oftentimes, no matter what you try the past cannot be changed. In the end, it's up to the Resistance to save the world from the clutches of Dr. Eggman, no matter the cost.
Tldr; Sonic Forces but rewritten to hopefully capitalize on its potential more
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A friendly meetup between friends at the museum.
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Anachronism by ihaveaproblem_jpeg
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
13 Nov 2024
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Anachronism: (noun) a thing belonging or appropriate to a period other than that in which it exists.
Jenova sought to have its perfect weapon. A vessel. A son to act alongside it in the conquering of the cosmos. Through many, many years of waiting, that's exactly what it got. However, there's one thing it didn't account for. The innate human instinct to protect what they care about, and the planets innate love for what belongs to Her.
And that just may be what changes anything.
or; Sephiroth and Zack travel through time during the scene in the reactor, have no idea what they're supposed to fix, and somehow end up making things better anyways out of sheer, dumb luck.
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Cogito, Ergo Sum by ihaveaproblem_jpeg
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2024
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“Hello! I don’t believe we’ve been introduced. I’m Wei Ying, your new friend!”
Lan Wangji's routine had been well established at this point. Wake up, take his medicine, watch a show, and then fall asleep. It's not like he has anything to look forward to anymore. Only, once his old laptop turns off for the final time and he's forced to get a new one, things get turned upside down. Maybe this could be the opportunity he needed?
or; Lan Wangji really needs to take an internet safety class.
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The Sun in Your Arms (The Devil in Your Heart) by ihaveaproblem_jpeg
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
12 Apr 2024
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For as long as he can remember, Pure Vanilla Cookie has had to take... extra measures... in order to ensure he wouldn't wake up screaming every night. Not that they did much, since he didn't even know the cause. No one in the Academy could do anything about it.
He's got bigger priorities now, however. This issue with the seal is one of them. Hopefully, they can fix this before something goes wrong. Hold on...
Just what is Shadow Milk Cookie referring to?
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Various occurrences that take place within the universe of The Completion of Dreams, and a (Healthy) Fear of the Inevitable.
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Lunar Lamentations, and various stories taking place in the universe both pre-canon and post-canon.
This series has a TVTropes!
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AU where Shadow Milk Cookie takes a bit more of a direct approach in getting control of Pure Vanilla.
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a place where the bridge hasn't burned by justanothermess
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
18 Dec 2024
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Fire Prince Zuko is meditating with his eyes closed on the floor of the Western Air Temple, and no one is attacking him, or even trying to, and it’s weird. Sokka will admit that even if no one else will.
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Sokka makes some discoveries after Zuko joins the Gaang. Perhaps the Fire Prince has more honor than anyone had realized.
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16 May 2026
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The first thing Toph notices about Zuko is that he’s pretty much always scared. The others figure it out with time.
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30 Apr 2026
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After returning from the Realm of Darkness, it's becoming very clear that Ventus probably shouldn't have gone there.
Not only is he struggling with his lost memories, his internal darkness, but also his past and his true identity, but now he's threatened by two of the Guardians' old enemies who now appear to have several unfathomably powerful Keyblade wielders under command.
Regardless, Ven's friends will do anything to keep him safe.-----------------
Finally, after being separated from decades - centuries, scattered all across space and time, the Union Leaders are back. Hearts restored, memories recovered, and Keyblades in hand, there's only one thing moving.
One leader who is still amnesiac, still missing his real Keyblade, and is still lost. And also happens to be stuck with the single most arrogant, block-headed key slingers the Union Leaders have ever seen.
Doesn't matter if they're the "good guys" here.
Nothing will keep Lauriam, Ephemer, Skuld, and Brain from getting back their friend(OR: Ventus is getting his memories back, and his old friends want their little brother back, but that puts them at odds with the Guardians of Light.)
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31 Mar 2026
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A tree without roots fails to thrive. But a poisoned tree yields only poisoned fruit.
In one world the Third Hokage let the poisoned roots of Konoha fester...In this one he did not.
What happens when a seventy year old warhawk is no longer hiding within the shadows?
Well...How about fixing the educational standards of the Ninja Academy?
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27 Sep 2022
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Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."
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Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.
At least it won't be boring.
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Bookmarked by ihaveaproblem_jpeg
23 Aug 2023