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    “No, he's not,” Marley said, elbowing Ilya good-naturedly. Ilya narrowed his eyes at him, utterly baffled at the confused looks thrown his way.

    “He is,” Ilya insisted. “The first time I met him, he would not shut the fuck up about his parents’ koi fishies!”

    He was met with several stares of disbelief.

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov finds himself a captive audience to a chatty Shane Hollander, and one time Shane tries (and fails) to stay quiet around Ilya.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”

    Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.

    “What?”

    “Do you want me to commit a felony?”

    “I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”

    Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.

    “Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”

    Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.

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    16 Sep 2026

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    They're having breakfast when he tells them. He only remembers because he'd dreamed weird again last night. This time it was an older boy, who was trying to stop a little golden-haired baby from crying.

    “What,” says Mom, in that flat voice she gets when she's trying not to sound surprised.

    “...what?” says Dad, who clearly hadn't been listening. That's fine, Shane forgets to listen too, sometimes.

    “I keep dreaming people I don't know,” Shane repeats patiently. He can be patient.

    Shane Hollander habitually ends up in other people's dreams, which is fine. It's a family trait, on both sides, to slip into the dreams of the people you love. What's less fine is how Shane keeps dreaming strangers.

    Or: like if a soulmates au took several detours.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    WOW

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Newly signed with the Ottawa Centaurs, Shane's plan is to avoid social media for at least forty-eight hours. This plan goes up in smoke when ESPN publishes an online article about Shane's signing with the headline "A Chink In The Armour?"

    Before Shane and his team can quietly resolve the issue without it going viral, Troy f--ing Barrett decides that actually, racism is bad and he should start posting about that too, starting with ESPN's article. Inevitably, everything gets out of control and Ilya, Troy, and the Centaurs are left to grapple with the uncomfortable reality Shane faces as a gay Asian-Canadian who plays hockey.

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    26 Aug 2026