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Scrambled love by pleniluneheron for Rick_Sanchez
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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The more that I think about it, the more I believe in the small possibility that my unfertilized eggs may be safe for Grace to consume. It’s at least worth trying, I resolve, as I watch him cry himself to sleep for the fourth consecutive cycle. His stomach is constricting, growling loudly. He’s been unable to keep the coma slurry from resurfacing once again.
I can detect his body shutting down. I decide I can't allow this to continue. I won't allow myself to sit by and watch idly as he dies in front of me, like so many others have before him.
Unfortunately, there is only one method that I can use to procure Eridian eggs for Grace's consumption.
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12 Jul 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Aug 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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29 Jun 2026
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Pervert Rocky's beautiful life by Anonymous
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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28 Jun 2026
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Rocky and the Intricacies of Human Sexuality by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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The myriad yet simplistic sounds the human vocal box was capable of echoed on board their ship as Rocky watched in stunned silence.
No, Grace did not delve into the specifics on the intricacies of human reproduction. In hindsight, they should have guessed that all intelligent species probably had pornography. With intelligence comes the opportunity for perversion, and this is no different from Eridians.
Tldr: Rocky discovers human mating rituals and kinda wants his alien bestie
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23 Jun 2026
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Mercury poisoning and other menialities by martinblackwoodhater
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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Grace truly must have lost his mind a little bit to even be considering the proposition - this is the antithetical to the message of literally every single alien sci-fi film in the fricking world.
And yet he's thinking about it.
Rocky and him have been getting a lot more hands on with their experimentation now that they can make contact.
Well technically the first priority was pulling Rocky into his arms and crying into his carapace for an hour or two. Oops.
But the second priority was exploration.
________________in which grocky can touch for the first time and find out they're both equally giant perverts. yay!!
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22 Jun 2026