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This Time Tuesday by itme_itme
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Sep 2025
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Wei Ying loves cars. Loves the click of his keys in the ignition, the soft rumble of an idling engine ready to pounce as soon as his foot presses onto the gas, the adrenaline rush induced by a hairy turn taken a little too quickly.
Lan Wangji hates cars. Hates the pollution emitted by combustion engines and rubber tires, the noise, the recklessness necessary to entrust a two-ton machine to relatively untrained civilians.
Both drive because they have to. "Cars and family," or however the tagline goes.
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Welcome to a crossover of two completely unrelated things: Wangxian and Fast & Furious. My brain spawned this, so I wrote it.
*Light depictions of violence; alcohol.
** After a longer-than-intended hiatus, I am back!! The final chapters will be coming up throughout this fall :-) Thank you for your patience!
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when you look at me like that, my darling (what do you expect) by Sungodlou
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
31 Dec 2024
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This summer has had some subversive effects on his very definition of what it means to want.
He’s always been good at not wanting too much or too recklessly. But these days, it seems like he’s insatiable, wrought with hunger and pillaging to consume.
Maybe it's because this kind of wanting feels offensive—something he thought he’d snuffed out decades ago, made benign.
He’s always been so good at beating it down, down, down into submission whenever it reared its ugly head; he had a handle on it.
Now, it’s all gone to shit.
or; Buck and Eddie have sex, Eddie freaks out. Wash, rinse, repeat.
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09 Aug 2026
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Something Precious by diamondbruise for masked
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Jul 2026
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“Hanguang-jun, do you know him?” Lan Jingyi asked, breaking the silence.
Lan Wangji’s eyes flitted easily away from Wei Wuxian to the junior, before giving a slight shake of his head.
or, everyone forgets wwx
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08 Aug 2026
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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15 Sep 2025
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Lost and Found in Limitless Clarity by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2023
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When Shen Qingqiu died again, a final time, Luo Binghe knew it was all his fault. How could it not be, the way things ended between them? It would be a reward to follow after him, so Luo Binghe must instead live within the consequences of his own actions.
He grasps for anything to distract himself from the aching hole in his very soul and that's when he meets Shang Yuan, a man just as hopelessly miserable as he is.
(Or, the one where Luo Binghe is extremely depressed, runs away to the middle of no where, and makes a hatefriend with a Past that he maybe wants to kiss a lot.)
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26 Aug 2025
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Four hundred years before canon, Xie Lian wanders into Ghost City. He finds a blood donation center that pays quite well for contributions, and learns that private donors make even more! That's an amazing deal! Xie Lian has So Much blood!
He asks tour guide San Lang, a friendly vampiric ghost native to the city, if he knows anyone looking for a personal blood donor, and San Lang-- who is definitely not a whole entire Ghost King-- jumps on that shit like white on rice. What's he supposed to do, let Xie Lian go to someone else!? Over his dead body!
Or: In which Hua Cheng finds his god four hundred years early, accidentally winds up in the position to (blasphemously) drink his holy, delicious blood, and tries to Pspspsps him into staying
foreverthe night at Paradise Manor while he's at it. This is fine! It's totally fine. He can be cool. He can be so cool.- Language:
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03 Aug 2025