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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    They run. Under his feet, the ground feels like soft tufts of cotton. The air is crisp and clear. The sky is a bright and wonderful blue. As blue as the feathers inches from his outstretched fingertips, so close, and so very far. He strains and strains but cannot reach him no matter how hard he tries. Roadrunner is always out of reach. Coyote is always miles behind. They will never, ever touch, and he is so, very, hungry.

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    In the wake of a violent storm, Wile E. comes across something inconceivable. In the winding days that follow, he faces unimaginable efforts as he struggles to differentiate between reality and delusion. Just how far will the mind go to protect itself?

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    09 Oct 2026

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    god fuck i saw this pop up and was like no too sad. read it. FUCK. JESUS LORD FUCKING GOD. OW. FUCKING OUCH MAN. DAMN. that coyote is so loved but god there isn’t a single answer given and it’s fucking incredible but GOD FUCK. MY FUCKING SOUL. OW.

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Kevin startles, “Whoa! What’s up? Want more food?”

    The coyote has half a mind to bolt out of the restaurant and leave the humans stranded but… they’re not just humans to him anymore. They’re friends… pretty much his only pack of choice. He pulls out a sign as he shakes those mushy thoughts from his head.

    [Idea. Need to go.]

    And he hauled ass out of the door, hearing someone yell and curse after him. He doesn’t care.

    He has a blueprint to create. A genius plan that came to him. How he didn’t think of it before was mere oversight.
    If he still finds it hard to read the Roadrunner’s moves at times, why not just read his mind?

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    Or, in which Wile with all his genius comes up with the idea to read his prey's mind to try and make his traps as efficient as possible. Surely nothing goes wrong with this plan, right? Surely the bird doesn't think of his dear preadtor in a more intimate way, right?

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    09 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god this is funny. wile e u stupid bastard

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    There are many perks to having Dark Lord Voldemort as a pet and roommate. The biggest perk of all, in Harry's humble opinion, is having the cutest, smartest, most lovable cat in the world (who is a little terror only some of the time)

    It would be nice if all those confusing feelings he has whenever Voldemort shows himself in human form would take a trip to a deserted island too far away to tapdance on Harry's heart.

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    09 Oct 2026

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    kitty voldemort,,,,,,,,, kitty cat,,,,,,,,,,,

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    A familiar yet mysterious cat shows up at Privet Drive Number 4 in the summer of 1985. It's different than Harry remembers. Perhaps a bit too different.
    Perhaps a touch too dead.

    Harry does not grow up completely alone, for he has a wonderful companion in Tom, his lovely pet who just so happens to possess a new cat every couple of years. Somehow, not everyone Harry meets finds Tom as lovely as he does.

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    09 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fuck me this was good. wholesome through to the core even with the. murder and necromancy and entirely dubious relationship. bamf miss figg needs to be a tag

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    There lies a boy at the heart of the chamber. He's not a day over sixteen, limbs still draped in Hogwarts black and Slytherin green. There is no wound marring his corpse, no sign of struggle, no blood but for the colour that hasn’t left his cheeks in fifty years.

    As Harry falls to his knees beside him, the ghost of Tom Riddle watches from a distance, spinning plans.

    (Or: there is a monster in the Chamber of Secrets.)

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    07 Oct 2026

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    absolutely enchanting

  6. Public Bookmark 45

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    Wileroad oneshots following the 2026 Kinktober prompts

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    07 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    on god the characterization is done so well op captured all the different and absolutely fucked up flavours of these two. absolutely delightful

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Reliving the same day over and over sounds a little like hell to Stan. Enough to drive even a sane man crazy.

    So luckily for him, he's not the one doing it.

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    02 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    man this was funny. and heartfelt. but mostly really tucking funny

  8. Public Bookmark 26

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    Petunia Pig, hanging her purse in the entrance, says, “You know, I heard the wildest thing today.” 

    Porky Pig, from where he’s getting appetizers for their guests, says, “W-what was it?” 

    Petunia says, “You know that massive dead territory out in Albuquerque? Well, apparently there are two toons who own it.” 

     

    Based on a Tumblr post someone told me about that said something to the effect of,

    "There are layers of lore to the two toons out in the desert outside Albuquerque.

    Layer 1: They're there.
    Layer 2: Those freaks have been chasing each other for over seventy years.
    Layer 3: Bugs Bunny last saw them. He doesn't like to talk about it."

    Sorry, no idea whose post it was, but I loved the idea.

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    02 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LMAO this reads like an actual short bugs 110% would

  9. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Your turn to build something, bird."

    Or

    After increasingly intricate, and intimate, traps, suddenly the Coyote leaves a somewhat disappointing surprise for the Road Runner. But that's alright. This time, the Road Runner will just have to build his own trap.

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    02 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    they’re nuts i love em

  10. Public Bookmark 38

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    Wile E. Coyote is legally entitled to a day off from his very important work trying to catch the Roadrunner. The Roadrunner himself disagrees.

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    01 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    lmao get wrecked dog

  11. Public Bookmark 11

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    Whumptober Day 1!
    Roadrunner is a little freak about the hell Wile goes through on the daily.

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    01 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fascinating lovely insane bird

  12. Public Bookmark 35

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    "To testify in court as witness to injuries caused by Defendant, Acme Corporation to Plaintiff, Mr. Wile E. Coyote while using Acme products."

    Injuries.

    Has he ever seen any of those?

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    01 Oct 2026

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    owie

  13. Public Bookmark 47

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    The coyote has (finally finally finally) laid an egg.

    The road runner is ecstatic.

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    01 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    emoji roadrunner is so interesting also ADORABLEEEEEE

  14. Public Bookmark 69

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    When he finishes and moves away she mumbles, “I can’t go to sleep here, I’m a coyote, coyotes don’t sleep in nests,” but her eyes are already closing and she’s folding herself into a ball to fit inside as easily as breathing.

    And all of the pieces click together at last. Of course, the knowledge of human technology, her lack of knowledge on the meaning of their chirps, her original thought of eating him, her father is the Road Runner’s Coyote! And he didn’t tell him! This secret is at the very least three years old!

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    02 Oct 2026

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    absolute baby

  15. Public Bookmark 38

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    It comes to a certain point where something, not quite guilt, more like fear of having his crime discovered, starts to show in the Road Runner’s behavior.

    No one gets what his anxiety really is, with the exception, of course, of the most observant person in the room.

    (Or, the sequel to Thia Kane, and five times that one of their close friends misinterprets what has Road Runner on the edge, plus one time that someone is well aware of what it is.)

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    29 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy fuck this birds insane i love him

  16. Public Bookmark 17

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    Things will always change but the hunt remains eternal.

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    29 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh they’re so love. inscrutable road runner my beloved

  17. Public Bookmark 18

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    Bugs arrives at his new job as the principal of a small town high school, not expecting to run into his old college pal as one of the teachers.

    He expected a tiny school in almost the middle of nowhere to have a few quirks, but he wasn’t expecting That.

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    29 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    frickin CUTEE

  18. Public Bookmark 28

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    (Rule 4: No dialogue ever, except “beep-beep!”)

    It’s not like it’s up to him; it’s a matter of divine intervention. Cartoons are only blessed with as much autonomy as their model sheets dictate. Wile E. Coyote is not a speaking role; the idea of the Coyote speaking on his own merit is itself a punchline. Imagine—a mangy, starving desert carnivore, hardly intelligent enough to build traps that work correctly, let alone speak.

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    29 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god i’m going to cry wile my BABYYYYYY the worldbuilding is done absolutely beautifully just to make him suffer. ough. delicious.

  19. Public Bookmark 70

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    Road Runner’s heart flutters. He watches the coyote inch ever closer. Sees the hunger in his eyes. The desperate marks his claws leave on the asphalt. Road Runner knows he can’t be caught. But, still—a thrill jolts down his back. His feathers ruffle as he shivers.

    Maybe…maybe being chased could be fun.

    The elusive Road Runner. The genius failure of a predator. And their chase, over years and years and years.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    i’m gonna cry oh my god

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    What Cage E. Coyote doesn't realize is that the Road Runner is not only actually very, very difficult to catch, but he's also more than willing to disassemble him just to hear his son's voice.

    (Or, the Road Runner discovers that Wile E. not only can talk, but that the only reason Wile E. doesn't talk to him is because of his stupid father's stupid rule.)

    (There's only one way to put an end to this that doesn't involve giving up on their game.)

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    27 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER ROADRUNNER HELL YEAHHHHHH

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