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Aziraphale doesn’t know what to expect, and to be quite honest with himself, he doesn’t even care, curiosity having already been replaced by sheer annoyance. The excited shrieks have turned into something awfully resembling howls and the last thing he wants to do with his afternoon is stare at a wretched rock band signing records for dreamy-eyed admirers.
Music is now playing in the background and Aziraphale, who has spent millennia reporting to Gabriel and has become quite adept at blocking out irritating noises, wouldn’t even notice it if the lyrics didn’t catch his attention straight away.
Well I met her in the garden, underneath that old apple tree...
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Or: The year is 1979 and The Small Backroom is hosting a record signing event for a band called Let There Be Rock. Aziraphale has opinionsTM about it, especially when he reads some of their preposterous lyrics about angels and demons. First of all, angels cannot, under any circumstances, be tempted. Secondly, he has no idea who this mysterious Angel is even supposed to be... nothing to do with him, of course.
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“Aw, what happened? Bad day at the office?” He’s both very proud and very ashamed of the whiny voice that comes out of his mouth. “Did you suddenly realise your esteemed coworkers are a bunch of tossers?”
Aziraphale keeps looking at him in a way that makes him feel exposed even behind his sunglasses, and he doesn’t waver. He just… stares. No, glares. And he doesn’t move either, doesn’t even breathe properly.
The angel slowly wets his lips like he’s tasting a subpar chocolate mousse, tilts up his chin and says: “No,” like he’s stabbing the air with it.
Crowley laughs, a short, ugly thing that quickly turns sour in the back of his throat.
“Of course you didn’t.”---
Or: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley don't talk + 1 time they finally do. -
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Unfortunately Aziraphale has fallen in love with a demon, and as we all know, demons can't love.
Related: Aziraphale finds that wearing sweet, soft, lacy things can be quite soothing.
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Golden Delicious by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2024
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Crowley, duke of the underworld, is rather perplexed to find the angel of harvest and fruitfulness wandering into his realm. He’s even more perplexed when he returns.
As their connection grows, so does the flora of the underworld. But their duties to their respective realms are keeping them apart… unless, of course, a wily serpent were to take the angel in a totally-against-his-will and definitely-not-staged abduction.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Just this once by Too_Salty
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2024
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Life is a series of firsts, even for an angel. For Aziraphale in the 1450s, this includes being a woman, having a presumed husband of a rather demonic nature, and taking part in the Arrangement.
Just this once, of course.