jester_killjoy
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Inspired by a comment on Tumblr but I can't find who posted it, AU where the dragon hunters were after the Buffalord because Viggo had the Scourge of Odin - RTTE S3E5: Buffalord Soldier
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exactly what it says on the tin, basically thor snaps instead of tony and survives, this is mostly fueled by my loki hyperfixation so its mostly about him surviving tbh
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Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “...Why would you tweet something like that?!”
“If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”
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31 Aug 2026
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Like the Sweetest of Wines by mx_nymph
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
01 Aug 2026
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“Hiccup winces at the feeling, but it’s one he’s long grown used to, so he simply lays there as Viggo takes and takes, drinking his blood almost like it’s the sweetest of wines.”
Viggo enjoys the taste of Hiccup’s blood, but he enjoys the thought of having Hiccup by his side forever, too. In the end, Viggo gets what he desires.
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03 Aug 2026
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Finish the Sentence by evilwriter37
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
29 Jul 2026
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Astrid finishes her sentence in the last scene of Triple Cross instead of trailing off, and the words set Hiccup off. He's tired of people sacrificing themselves for him.
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30 Jul 2026
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Bring me 2 Lyfe by MoonlightStorms
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
29 Jul 2026
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Hi my name is Hiccup Horren'dous Haddock the Third and this is the story of how I got captured by the dragon hunters.
For the Maces and Talons 2026 Anniversary Bingo: Broken + Wattpad Style
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- Part 3 of Maces and Talons 2026 Anniversary Bingo
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29 Jul 2026
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“Do you often fuck the people you’re going to kill?”
“Just the annoying ones. Do you often use fighting as foreplay?” Logan asks back.
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Or, Wade and Logan really hate each other. They really, really do.
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26 Jun 2026