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    “I’m already training to be a chef,” Arven complains, as they walk down the Academy hallway. “Do my grades really matter as long as I pass?”

    Larry opens his mouth to explain the importance of keeping your future options open, and then realizes: Oh god, I’ve adopted a teenager.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    She’s staring up at the ceiling, hiding her grin behind her hand and coughs gently into it when she hears Cullen coming up the ladder to his bedroom.

    “When you mentioned you got the hole fixed in your room, I wasn’t expecting this.” Fernweh points up, her smile breaking into the mischievous side. Cullen groaned in irritation, rubbing his forehead once he had both feet on the floor of his room. (edit JAN 22, 2015 - Additional sketches from Greendelle!)

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    09 Feb 2021

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    For the kink meme prompt:

    Josephine holds an Orlesian-style ball at Skyhold and everyone is to attend masked and out of uniform. Trevelyan decides that this is the perfect time to blow off some steam without giving anyone reason to brag about having slept with the Herald of Andraste, so she finds a partner for some masked, inebriated, anonymous sex.

    Unfortunately, she didn't realize that her stressed out, buttoned-down Commander had the same idea...

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    05 Feb 2021

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    Someone tore a hole straight to the Fade, but it doesn’t feel like the end of the world.

    Not until a templar smiles at her.

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    04 Feb 2021

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    “And then you’ll give it to me good? Show me what I’ve been missing all these years?” Jaskier whispers, like speaking any louder might break the moment, might shatter the adoration worn so proudly on Geralt’s face. He brings a hand up, trails his fingers idly through Geralt’s chest hair. “I want you to take me apart and put me back together again, new, in your image. Want to feel you inside me long after you’ve gone. I want you to finally, finally show me how a witcher fucks.”

    “I don’t speak for all of us.” Geralt reminds him, burying his face further into the curve of his neck and inhaling deeply. But, unable to resist, he treats Jaskier to a slow and steady roll of his hips. It punches groans out of both their chests, vastly different pitches but at their core the exact same sound for the both of them. “Don’t fuck for all of us, either.”

    “Then show me how /my/ witcher fucks. Heaven knows you’re the only one I’ve ever had eyes for anyway."

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    16 Apr 2020