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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    It's stressful to be a queen. It's only natural to want someone else to take over for a little bit. When Zelda gets overwhelmed by, well, her life in general, she asks Link to help her de-stress. The best way (and definitely a healthy way to solve your problems) to help your partner with stress is of course, to tape them to a vibrator all evening.

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    17 Aug 2026

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    Zelda doesn't like a lot of things. She doesn't like her father’s rules. She doesn't like getting waterlogged in holy springs. She most definitely doesn't like her newly appointed knight. And she doesn't like to lose. So when she learns about Cucco, a game soldiers like to play in the barracks to get under each other's skin, a game in which Link is undefeated, she’s determined to come out victorious. Trouble is, Link doesn't like to lose either. What could go wrong?

    (What could go right?)

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    15 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    With the upcoming Wintersday and Hylia’s Feast in the midst of the kingdom’s preparation for the Calamity, Princess Zelda leans on her closest friend for support. And no-- to her greatest surprise-- it’s not Urbosa, but rather the Appointed Knight she’d hated until just a few short months ago. Neither had realized how important they’d become to each other. But for that relationship, they were most grateful.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Zelda Nohansen lived a normal life in Hyrule: her father is the wealthy Governor of the flourishing Windfall Island, she’s engaged to a respectable sailor, and she’s ready to travel across the sea to her new home beside them. But when pirates intercept her ship on the crossing, she finds herself in a new predicament she'd never planned: questioning everything she has been taught about strict Hylian rules, facing the harsh reality that not all pirates are simply the heartless creatures she’d been told stories about her whole life, and realizing Hylians are not as pure of spirit as she'd been led to believe.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    What will you do with what you've been given when the story forever tolls the same way?


    Link and Zelda, the Calamity, and their tale of inevitability and doom, and most of all, of love.

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    30 Jul 2026