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    Unfortunately, I decided to subject myself to pain and torture by participating in ShinKami Month.

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    Yamaguchi and Tsukishima don’t tell their friends about the big steps in their relationship, they have to figure it out for themselves.

    When things get a little ridiculous, their friends take matters into their own hands, but what happens if it just makes everything worse? It’s the thought that counts...right?

    Based on a post by mxnqled on Tumblr! Check them out, they’re really funny and I love their headcanons.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, dirty phone sex and end up falling in love along the way.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Charles knows that he isn’t supposed to have favourite clients, but unfortunately for him, he does: Franz_Hermann.

    Franz hires Charles for private calls on Thursday evenings. Well, Thursday evenings for Franz. For Charles, their session is usually on Thursday evenings, but sometimes it's more like: Thursday night, bleeding into Friday morning; or so early Thursday morning, that there's no point going to bed on Wednesday.

    Franz says that he travels for work. He says that his work is very stressful, and that he likes to go into the weekend as relaxed as possible.

    Charles categorically ignores that Franz’s work travel patterns always line up perfectly with the Formula 1 calendar.

    Then Max Verstappen is seen driving at the Nordschleife under the name 'Franz Hermann,' and Charles can't ignore the very connectable dots anymore.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    The straps of Shane’s hockey bag dug into his shoulders as he stood by the welcome table and hoped that this year, it would be easier. It was reasonable, in his second year at camp, to expect that he wouldn’t be so caught up in everything that wasn't hockey, what to eat and where to go and who to talk to. Maybe this year, because he knew how everything would work, the routines and the expectations, he could actually make some friends. 

    Shane hugged his parents goodbye and assured them that he would be fine, just like he was last year—he hadn’t been fine, he’d been miserable, but there’d been hockey so it had been worth it—and then watched them drive away with only the smallest pit of fear in his stomach. He was hopeful. He was optimistic. 

    And then Shane locked eyes with Ilya, and something in that look told him that he was wrong, that he shouldn’t be sure of anything, that this person was going to divide his life into two pieces and he was helpless to stop it. 

    (or, after ilya's mother died, he was sent to live in canada with his aunt)

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    27 Feb 2026