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[Podfic] whole life spreading lies by PhagePods (justaphage)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
22 Nov 2025
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The thing about being a really good liar is that you start to lie about things you don’t even need to lie about. Little things, stupid things, and these little lies become part of the personality that is masking the big lies. You lie about liking a flavor of tea and people accept that as your baseline truth so when you lie about something bigger like where you went last night they take it all at face value.
Podfic of whole life spreading lies by WarehouseOrphan.
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Rumi had shied away from initiating physical touch for practically her entire life, especially around Mira and Zoey. It had just been too risky. But now, with her secret out and the freedom to show affection of her own, she finds she's not quite sure what's considered acceptable and what isn't.
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5 times Rumi hesitated to initiate physical touch + 1 time she didn't.
Podfic of Reaching Out by Anthimeriate.
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[Podfic] How To Sex Your Demon by PhagePods (justaphage)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
27 Sep 2025
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Trashy sex comedy where our twitterpated trio go on an educational journey to figure out exactly what Rumi is packing, and why. (Spoiler: it's a demon dick).
One-shot, maybe follow-ups.
"What usually happens when two people…?" Mira touched the orange to the end of the pear.
Rumi smiled slyly and nodded. She knew this one. "Orgasm."
Mira barked a laugh. "Okay, and then what might happen 9 months after that?"
"Oh." Rumi looked down at the pear with disappointment and betrayal.
Podfic of How To Sex Your Demon by sliferthegaydragon.
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[Podfic] a half demon's terrible guide to managing late presentation in humans by PhagePods (justaphage)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
27 Aug 2025
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Step one: Not even realize you need a step one.
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Or: Demons have A/B/O dynamics. Humans don't. At least, they shouldn't.
Podfic of a half demon's terrible guide to managing late presentation in humans by cleaver (thechoppingblock), orphan_account.
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They're all bi. They all assume this is pretty obvious. So they never bother bringing it up. Until they do.
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Two girls, sinking into a couch, 0 feet apart because they're both bi.
In which Meryl Streep ruins everything, and Zooey with two Os haunts the narrative.
Podfic of Out Loud by Eggplant_Crusader.
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MCU Flash Meme 2016 by DancingDragon42 (justaphage)
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Jan 2016
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waiting like a dog at a grave (for love to return) by eyexsight
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
29 Nov 2025
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Celine’s rules have kept her alive. Celine’s rules have kept her safe and warm and loved. Celine loves her, and because she loves her, she tells her that she can’t bond with her pack, her girls. If they found out— if they found out, it would be over. Celine tells her that it would be over because they’d kill her, that they would use their weapons against her, but all Rumi hears is that it’d be over because they would stop loving her and maybe that would kill her before their blades ever could.
Rumi has always kept a tight leash on herself—until her control starts to slip.
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Bookmarked by justaphage
13 Dec 2025
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you're gonna kill me (if you kiss it like that) by littlemousejelly
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
17 Aug 2025
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“Um, so, how do you want me?” she asks.
Mira raises an eyebrow and Zoey bites her lip.
“For the massage,” Rumi amends, flustered.
“From behind,” Mira says, and Zoey elbows her.
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the rumi spitroast fic
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love can't make you strong (until love can make you weak) by Barrhorn, cloudlines
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
13 Dec 2025
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Honestly, Mira can’t even imagine Rumi singing this with anyone else. It feels almost spontaneous, and yet inevitable, the give and take, the way they orbit around each other. Rumi was magnetic before, but with Zoey next to her it’s like her aura redoubles; Mira can feel how the crowd thrills with every teasing smile sent their way.
Zoey too fills the stage. Rumi’s reacting to her as much as she’s leading, and Zoey’s grin borders on something almost triumphant as they jostle shoulders and Rumi gives way to her. They’re singing to each other, they’re singing to the crowd, they’re—
They’re singing to her and oh, the attention is addictive.
Or: in which Mira falls in with married couple Rumi and Zoey and doesn't realize how far that is to fall.
Bookmarked by justaphage
28 Nov 2025
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to wake up (and feel like me) by arendellesfirstwinter
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Nov 2025
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Rumi’s had nightmares, for as long as she can remember, about waking up to a reflection that’s not hers.
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- Part 3 of you know together we're glowing
Bookmarked by justaphage
23 Nov 2025
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these wheels keep turning, but they're running out of steam by Counterpunch
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
03 Nov 2025
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Everything was perfectly normal. Except that it wasn’t.
Rumi knew it the way she knew that the sun rose in the east and set in the smooth line of Mira’s shoulders, graceful and lithe. Rumi knew it the way oceans ebb and words flowed through Zoey. Rumi knew it the way she knew she would die.
And that the Honmoon would remain.
Because the Honmoon was stronger than ever. It waxed as she waned.
And that was the thing, wasn't it.
Or: Rumi died that night at Namsan Tower. It just took her body a little while to catch up.
Bookmarked by justaphage
23 Nov 2025