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She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”
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Falling for Hermione Granger was quite possibly the most stupid thing Draco Malfoy had ever done in his twenty five years of being alive on the earth. He’d been known to be a part of some colossally stupid endeavors throughout his life, but since they’d begun working together at the Ministry four years prior he’d been worthless to resist her.
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In which Draco tries and fails to ask his coworker on a date, instead inviting her over to help him select an outfit for an imaginary date with an imaginary woman, all while best trying to capture the female gaze.
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30 Dec 2024
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***PLEASE NOTE: I AM REWRITING THIS AT THE MOMENT AND WILL BE REPLACING THE EXISTING CHAPTERS WITH THE EDITED VERSIONS ROUGHLY END OF JULY/START OF AUGUST 2026. AS IT STANDS, I HAVE ALREADY ADDED A LARGE CHUNK TO THE STORY SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS VERSION OF IT, AS IT IS MORE BITE-SIZED THEN I SUGGEST YOU DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE THEN AS THIS VERSION OF IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST.***
Of all the things Draco had expected to bear witness to that evening at his best friend's bachelor party, watching war heroine, Hermione Granger bounce a witches face off a table had not been one of them.
Then again, the event's following weren't exactly things Draco planned for either.OR
The story in which Draco and Hermione wake up married after a drunken night out
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