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The Way I Worship Our Love by keurigtimemachine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
17 Aug 2026
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Jocelyn Storm is many things. Bastard daughter of a king, half-sister to a king, and someday, aunt to a king. She’s more often found in her half-sister’s bed, or racing horses in the city, than at a sewing circle or courtly affair, despite her cousin being married to the Prince of Dragonstone. One thing she is not, and will never be, no matter how many times he asks, is one of Bloodraven’s spies. And she's certainly not going to fuck him, no matter how prettily Shiera asks.
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- Part 1 of The Way I Worship Our Love
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I Know Who You Pretend I Am by keurigtimemachine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Aug 2026
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A maidenhead is a precious thing, but for Jocelyn Storm, bastard daughter of Aegon the Unworthy, it has become more hinderance than virtue. She would see it safely with someone else, where it will no longer burden her. Perhaps Daemon Blackfyre will keep it safe....
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- Part 2 of The Way I Worship Our Love
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If You Think You're Alone by keurigtimemachine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
28 Jul 2026
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In the wake of the Tourney at Ashford Meadow, Prince Maekar realizes his sons are not what he hoped they would be. With Aegon squiring for a hedge knight, and Aerion exiled across the Narrow Sea, Daeron is the last to face his father's wrath. Maekar decides that since Daeron cannot be left to his own devices, he needs a wife to manage him. There is no better candidate than Lady Elinor Tyrell, the maiden daughter of war hero and legendary jouster, Leo Longthorn.
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The Way I Worship Our Love by keurigtimemachine
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
18 Aug 2026
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Essek Thelyss has many secrets, but there are exactly two that matter to him more than any others. Should either be revealed to the Dynasty that he serves, his life would be forfeit. Or so he thought.
The Luxon does not communicate its intentions clearly, and its motives are shrouded in mystery. But its word is the law, and when the Queen receives a vision, she is going to act on it, regardless of what that may mean for the religion that worships the light.
And the Mighty Nein? Well, they're obviously going to help their friend, even if they still don't quite know if they trust him or not. Perhaps this could be the test to prove his intention? There's only one way to find out.
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- Part 1 of Dappled Shadow and Penumbral Light
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20 Apr 2021
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From a tumblr prompt by luckyjak:
"Polymorph is a 4th level transmutation spell. It’s not like disguise self; it’s not an illusion. The body physically transforms. Beau and Jester decide to fool around while Beau is in her male tiefling form, and there are consequences. aka the Beau-knocks-Jester-up fic literally nobody asked for."
After an awkward encounter in their Xhorhaus bedroom, Jester admits she's frustrated by her sexual inexperience. Beau knows how to treat a lady - what's a little Polymorph between friends?
What they don't expect, as the Mighty Nein hunt down the next beacon and begin their infiltration of the Empire, is a bump in the road. Beau doesn't do feelings, and she definitely doesn't do falling for straight girls, but there's something growing between them that's getting harder and harder to ignore.
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A Second Deck of Many (Sexier) Things by sparxwrites
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
24 Nov 2020
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A place to put my many, smutty, campaign-agnostic Critical Role drabbles that are too short to deserve their own fics.
1. Mollymauk has a run in with some tentacles. 2. Beau bites off more than she can chew. 3. Jester introduces Caduceus to the wonderful world of sex toys. 4. Vampire!Jester gets hungry in bed with werewolf!Beau. 5. Grog and Vex are having some fun; Keyleth joins in. 6. Percy gets some eggs laid in him. 7. Jester tries out a new fantasy. 8. Gratuitous Beau/Pike. 9. Gratuitous Percy/Grog with Scanlan watching. 10. Cassandra exploring her body. 11. Percy, the twins, two dicks. 12. Scanlan fists Vax. 13. Vax and unconventional worship. 14. Percy gets pegged by his wife. 15. Vax gets some loving from all of VM. 16. Vex and Keyleth's first time. 17. Beau, Yasha, sex pollen. 18. Caduceus makes an offering to the Wildmother. 19. Essek likes getting his hair pulled. 20. Beau and Jester steal a quick moment down an alley.
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- Part 3 of Critical Role Drabble Collections
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- 11,657
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06 Apr 2022
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"The first time you fall to your knees, you're (fourteen; fifteen; sixteen; seventeen; eighteen; nineteen; twenty; twenty-one), and (that's just the way things are in the Herd; it's for a boy; it's for Her; it's for enough money to eat for the next few days; you don't really know why; it's at the foot of your tutor's desk; it feels like blasphemy; it's for the man that saved your life)."
A history of sexual firsts for Vox Machina, told from their knees.
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06 Apr 2022
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Of Kings and Bastards by Aegon_the_Dragon
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 May 2026
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Aerys II passed the crown to his son Rhaegar before his madness could bring about the downfall of House Targaryen. A few years into King Rhaegar's reign, the dragons come back to life. When more and more rangers get lost beyond the Wall and priests of R'hllor begin to see visions in the flames of the upcoming threat, it strengthens Rhaegar's belief that the war for the dawn is about to come.
But with only two children, Aegon and Rhaenys, to ride the three dragons and with several political crises, even to the point of threatening rebellion against the crown, lurking in the shadows, the danger for Westeros and all of mankind seems greater than ever. Suddenly the burden of saving the realm and all of mankind rests on the shoulders of Rhaegar's children, known and unknown.
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23 Oct 2025