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    a celebrity klance au

    title from “almost love” by sabrina carpenter

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    “What do you mean I have no filter?”

    “It’s not a huge deal,” the Medical Ninja checking Sasuke says. “Something’s affecting your chakra to make you speak before you can think about your words. It’s not life threatening, and it should go away on its own in a few weeks.”

    Sasuke would rather it be life threatening than something like this.

    “Weeks?” Naruto says, his eyebrows raising high enough to disappear under his headband. “Sasuke’s gonna be like this for weeks?”

    Sasuke wishes he wouldn’t sound so excited about it. Sakura, who also tagged along for some reason, wrings her hands together. Kakashi flips to the next page of his porn book.

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    or, Sasuke endures the mortifying ordeal of being known

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    08 Sep 2026

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    But oh, Dean surprises Cas then, surprises himself maybe by the way his eyes go wide. Almost like he's pleading. Like he's asking Cas to accept not because Dean is kind, but because he is selfish.

    "I could do it," he says, fast, stumbling over the words like they climbed out of him without him meaning them too. "I'm handy with a pair of clippers, and it don't need to look too fancy just to keep it outta your face. If you— if you don't want it to be a stranger," Dean pauses, voice soft as the hide of a rabbit, whispering like the Sun can't hear this thing he is admitting to Cas. "If you don't want it to be a stranger, I could do it."

    How much is Cas supposed to accept? How much is he allowed to take?

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    Cas is still learning how to be hungry. It is not always kind to him. Dean is learning how to be gentle. The second part to the haircut fic.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    “Not—not that you’d be my rebound! I mean, you’d be helping me take my mind off of this guy, but to be a rebound, I’d have to have dated him first, I think, and he doesn’t even know I like him, so. You wouldn’t be a rebound. At worst, we become badass partners-in-crime with a grudging respect for each other, at best, we’re soulmates for life and this is fate trying to help us find happiness. So. Um.” Lance swallows and looks up at the Blade of Marmora soldier through his lashes. “What say you?”

    They look down at their hands for a moment, fingers twisting together in deep thought. Then they’re pulling their gloves off, revealing pale, half-bruised knuckles of the human variation, and their mask is dissolving, giving way to big blue-purple eyes and an achingly familiar jet-black cowlick. “Who,” says Keith Kogane, in that low-pitched rumble that makes Lance’s stomach roil in the good way—holy fuck—“is this guy you’re trying to get over?”

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    Pidge is still close —closer than is entirely comfortable if he has to be honest— giving him an evaluating glance. Lance doesn’t really know where to look, other than up her nose— but that grows old pretty fast. So he looks at himself in the reflection of her glasses. And squints.

    He touches his own face for the first time since waking up— and feels the roughness of his chin.

    “I have stubble,” he says, and the words are as alarmed as they can be even though they still sound slightly slurred, slightly off.

    Pidge blinks a couple of times at him, and finally retracts into a more comfortable distance.

    “Well, yeah,” she says. “You are like, what? 22? 23 in a couple of months?”

    “I’m feeling— I’m feeling a little queasy,” he says then, with bright spots of color dancing in front of his eyes as he thinks 22.

    Suddenly, a bucket gets shoved against his face. He takes hold of it with clammy fingers and he leans on his side so he can... use it. Thoroughly.

    “I’m having Garrison flashbacks,” he hears Pidge say.
     

    (Or: Lance is stung by an alien bug, loses his memories temporarily and makes assumptions about his and Keith's relationship. Also, Pidge cheats at Uno.)

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    "He leans in to hook his arm around Keith’s shoulders in full. It’s right in Keith ear, when he speaks. “I have a crush on someone new, like, every week.”

    “No—it's not someone.” Keith brings his head up, and it feels as heavy on his neck as if it were his center of gravity, and he meets Lance’s eyes with his own. Keith doesn’t mean to communicate something through their silence, he just kind of gets caught up in staring at Lance’s face, which tends to happen lately. Sharp features, cheekbones and chin. Impossible eyes and a loud mouth as expressive as his eyebrows. But Lance seems to come to some understanding on his own. He sits back in a rare, rare moment of speechlessness, that mouth of his slightly pursed and twitching in its search for words in what can only be, though Keith doesn’t know much about body language, immense confusion on the brink of realization."

    Or: Keith acknowledges his feelings for Lance and promptly goes through the five stages of grief.

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