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Some defense attorneys are so anti-prosecutor, they cannot hold an amiable conversation. Temari has never understood that perspective.
And, of course, she's always been told the old adage you catch more flies with honey. As though he'll work better with her if they're not arguing all the time.
That's why she's here and talking with him. That's why she's agreed to this single drink even after finding out who she'll be drinking with. That's why she's leaning closer and feeling the ache along the back of her tongue. That's why.
Like she's honey and he's something to be caught.
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a shikatema criminal attorney au- Language:
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10 Aug 2026
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“Physical desire is a perfectly manageable thing. There is no reason to perform such an act for the sake of the act itself, biologically speaking,” the elf speaks to him slowly, as one might when explaining something to a very stupid, albeit endearing, pet. “Unless one is engaged in the reproductive pursuit of conceiving a child, of course.”
A swig of the mulled wine manages to get unpleasantly lodged in Halbrand's windpipe. “Oh,” her eyes narrow at the thinly disguised laughter in the wet of his cough; other patrons around them turning to investigate the source of such a noise. “Oh—Galadriel.”
Or: Galadriel is a 5,000 year old virgin, and Halbrand decides to change that.
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31 Jul 2026
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Blood Sugar by eye_of_a_cat
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
13 May 2023
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A modern AU(ish) set in Glasgow, about the inescapable history of empire and how to deal with a world that Morgoth has already corrupted. Also: bad flat repairs, good mulled wine, and a Halbrand who still might be Sauron but is at least a very good cook.
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27 Jul 2026
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Queen of the Southlands by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
06 Feb 2023
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Mount Doom does not erupt. Mordor is never created. And the very course of history is altered by the prevention of one single calamity.
As a result, Halbrand's deception lasts years.
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24 Jul 2026
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A Stressed Tiding by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
08 Nov 2022
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Galadriel offers him an accord.
One night and one day.
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- Part 1 of A Bargain Struck
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19 Jul 2026