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“And may I ask what in Merlin’s left nutsack makes you so sure I’m gay?” he asks, incredulous.
Potter shoots him the most sardonic look he has ever seen.
“Oh, come on.” he says simply, and Draco can’t argue with that.
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Draco’s life as a Potions teacher at Hogwarts couldn’t be more normal and boring. He attends meetings, teaches lessons, assigns homework, and administers exams. That is until Harry bloody Potter, the insufferable war hero turned insufferable Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, shows up at his office door with a ridiculous proposition, and he’s too tempted not to accept. Merlin knows this can’t possibly end well.
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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22 Sep 2025
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one of the best pieces of literature i have ever read
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air