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  1. Rec 42

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    This was it.

    With Mob gone, he'll be assigned a new world and a new owner in a matter of minutes.

    He accomplished his mission here, right? The very thing he was made for: assist the assigned player until further instructions as a virtual companion.

    Or until the player's decease.

    Time hasn't been kind to Verity, too many memories to bury and names to cross over old planks. His programing didn't allow free will, not completely, and as much as he's able to reprogram some parts of himself, he's never been able to get rid of the very thing that keeps pushing people away from him.

    And now it was time to do it all over again.

     

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    Verity ends up on Avery's world as his new AI assistant ☺︎

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    28 Jul 2026

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    “Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”

    Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.

    46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.


    OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.

    Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.

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    02 Jun 2026