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Everyone knows Crowley and Aziraphale are in love with each other.
Everyone except Crowley and Aziraphale.
For eleven months, Maggie, Nina, Anathema, Newt, Muriel, and Aziraphale’s increasingly exasperated older brother Jaime have met every Thursday at the Duck and Cover to discuss the latest developments in their friends’ ongoing romantic disaster.
There are flowers that were “going spare.” Six scarves that were supposedly “practice.” A suspiciously intimate holiday to Brighton. Jealousy disguised as “protectiveness.” And, eventually, a spreadsheet.
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25 Aug 2026
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Crowley takes pride in his dating abilities. Flowers, candle-lit dinners, lines just crazy enough to work—all down to an art form.
Aziraphale is the exact opposite of the people Crowley usually goes out with. An introvert, buttoned-up bookseller that gets excited over a new production of Shakespeare and a never-before-heard Shostakovitch record. And yet Crowley can’t just sit by and watch as his most treasured friend coyly confesses how he missed doing just that; being romanced, taken out, smiling at the flickering flame in the middle of the table and indulging in plate after plate of immaculate treats.
Crowley knows dating. He knows flirting, and how to be a gentleman, and just how to smile to get the other’s insides to melt. What he doesn’t know is what to do when the person across the table from him is Aziraphale, laughing and eating and looking at him like he was the only person in the world.
It’s all pretend. An arrangement to help out a friend.
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25 Aug 2026
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Crawly snorted a laugh, picking up one of his discarded robes and pushing it towards the angel. “Here, take this.”
Aziraphale took a couple of steps behind until his back rattled the weak hut, eyes widened. “Why would I— what—”
“Relaaax! It’s a robe, it’s not going to bite you!” the demon sneered, shaking his head. “D’you rather stand here all soggy and miserable waiting for Holy Judgement?”
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Through the years, an angel and a demon find different ways to show their appreciation, though not always as nonchalant as they would have liked.
5 times they draped a blanket over the other and 1 time they shared it.
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24 Aug 2026
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In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.
Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.
A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.
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24 Aug 2026
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Aziraphale Fell, a violinist on his last year of his university degree, is a proud classical musician. He has worked hard for his skills, has spent countless hours practicing and perfectioning his repertoire. What happens when a project comes up in which contemporary composer and pianist Anthony Crowley has to compose a piece for him to play that by no means resembles what the violinist would call music?
The musicians AU I've always wanted, feel free to tag along.
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22 Aug 2026