lizardhands
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a transient hunt (or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb) by lizardhands
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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"You don't remember your alt-mode?" Misfire didn't seem to take offense to being interrupted, which was fair considering half of his dialogue consisted of barrelling through others'. "Did they wipe your memory during the reformat?"
"Dunno," he probably sounded a bit too nonchalant, a bit too resigned to the hand he was dealt, but could you blame him? Misfire appeared to be stunned into a pondering silence. What he did remember was formalities, the basics: name, profession, social and cultural cues, the war. You'd think that something as vital as his damned alt-mode would still be there, but it's as shrouded in mystery as the finer interpersonal details of his life pre K-class reformat. "You know as much as I do."
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(please) cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my soul by lizardhands
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
04 Jul 2026
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"He's tapping his fingers together again. I know what he's thinking. He's thinking what I am thinking. But if either of us is going to say it, it's gotta be him. 'If it came down to it, I would be completely fine with you performing an invasive surgery on me', is something that would take possibly three more near-death experiences and another coma to grant me the resolve to say aloud."
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approach the asymptote by lizardhands
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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"There is no point in any of this rumination. You are gone. You are nothing now but a muse, something that I can conjure upon command and listen. You are nothing more now than a lullaby, a prayer, a dissonant, augmented, ugly, beautiful melody."
Rocky and Grace part ways for their respective planets. It should feel like a victory. It doesn't.
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the space between by lizardhands
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
12 May 2026
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"Grace's body is alive despite every detail telling Rocky otherwise. His human is a cold and wet thing, yet there are biological pumps within his body that shuttle around heated blood no differently than in an Eridian. Rocky knows the blood within him is hot because he can hear its vibration, a static hum that accompanies all that produces heat. But what Rocky wants nothing more is to press his palms against Grace until he can feel it, that scant heat, that proof that he is in fact alive."
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Hazard Light by cerkowah, EatYourSparkOut, Emporianne
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
20 Aug 2019
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In the aftermath of the time travel incident, Perceptor made a resolution to get to know his lab partner better. He didn’t anticipate that he’d grow so fond of Brainstorm in the process. Blindsided by a rare and deadly illness, he realizes that he’s miscalculated the depths of his regard.
Perceptor is determined to study and cure the disease with Brainstorm none the wiser. Unfortunately, feelings have never been his area of expertise.
(Hanahaki AU)
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23 Aug 2026
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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
28 Jul 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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21 Aug 2026
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red gold by Largishcat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 Sep 2023
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“Hey, do you remember that time you killed me?”
Megatron could not quite read the expression on Rodimus’s face. “Yes,” he said simply.
“Were you ever going to apologize for that?”
Megatron weighed all the responses he could make, and settled on, “I hadn’t planned on it, no.”
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31 Jul 2026
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time grow through our veins by oriflamme
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
21 Dec 2016
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Whirl leaves the Aerial Corps and becomes a watchmaker.
This goes over about as well as can be expected.
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- Part 6 of robots. robots everywhere
- Part 1 of with clockwork joints
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31 Jul 2026
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vivid by the_invisibility_bloke
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 Jul 2026
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“What would you do if we could touch?”
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26 Jul 2026