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Erling had a problem. A big problem.
Thankfully, it wasn't football. At least, not exactly. But it was starting to affect a very important part of his life.
The problem was that it had been far too long since he'd last had sex, and as a young man in his twenties with testosterone running high, he needed it with some regularity. Unfortunately, with his packed schedule, it had been a while since he'd had the chance.
Luckily, he had a very dedicated best friend who was more than willing to lend him a hand.
For the sake of football, of course.
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09 Sep 2026
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hatefucked_my_enemy_until_he_passed_out.mp4 by freakyjegulus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Aug 2026
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James Potter and Regulus Black have hated each other their entire lives. So when they match on Grindr, James does the only logical thing—shows up at Regulus’ apartment and proposes a deal: they fuck until one of them gives up. First one who can’t take it anymore loses.
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01 Sep 2026
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"Good morning, sweetheart." A slightly static voice belonging to none other than Erling Haaland sounded through the phone speaker. Jude stared in shock at the picture being displayed. Erling was sitting there, looking smug as ever, clearly lacking his beautiful blond locs that Jude -and apparently the general public, judging by the notifications on his phone- loved so dearly. He could have cried.
"Mate, your hair!" He gasped. "What did you do to it??"
"Well I've cut it, Jude, obviously."
"Oh shush, I know that. I mean why?"
"Eh, why not?"
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Erling gets a buzz cut. Jude doesn't love it, until he does.
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29 Aug 2026
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‘I have to tell him’ Jude steels his thoughts firmly despite the feeling of dread lingering in his stomach and his heart beating anxiously out of pace. He’s been debating internally for weeks since he found out about his pregnancy and ultimately no matter how it goes, the father of the baby deserves to know.
Erling deserves to know.
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28 Aug 2026
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you can't expect a striker to defend (it's wrong, but it's right) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
23 Aug 2026
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"Thing is," Jude says, licking his spoon and pretending it's the reason his voice sounds so hoarse, "sometimes it's like you are my boyfriend."
Erling snorts and put his bowl on the coffee table in front of them, stacking Jude's neatly into his, their spoons gently resting on top of each other. His hand comes to rest on Jude's knee.
"But we're not gay."
Jude drags his thumb and index down his cheeks, suppressing a yawn as he stares into the rain. "Honestly? Sometimes I'm not so sure."
Erling defends Jude in an interview. This is how it starts.
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