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    "Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”

    He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.

    “Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.

    Thor just stared.

     

    (Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Peter successfully goes on a field trip, accidentally catches the school bleachers, survives a bus explosion, and reveals his identity as Spider-Man.

    …not necessarily in that order, much to the confusion of his entire decathlon team.

    also known as: Peter Parker and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Peter doesn't want to go on a field trip to Stark Tower. It's a recipe for disaster. His class doesn't believe him, his teacher doesn't believe him. If he makes it through the entire day without being suspended, it'll be a miracle. Unfortunately for Peter, he's never much believed in miracles.

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    “This is a goddamn disaster.” Peter declared miserably. At least he hadn’t thrown up his food.

    “Could be worse.” MJ said across from him. Peter lifted up his head.

    “Oh yeah, how?”

    MJ shrugged. “They could have expelled you instead.”

    Peter gaped at her. “Thanks MJ, that’s really helpful. I feel so much better now.”

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    09 Aug 2026

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    Peter's class takes a field trip to the tower. Peter thinks that this is a recipe for embarrassment and disaster on all counts. Peter is somewhat correct.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

    He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

    The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

    He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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    Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

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    25 Jul 2026