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    Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
    His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.

    or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..

     

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    Podfic of cards on the table by wesslan.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Yes

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    Jason: You couldn’t put on a shirt for that? Send your thirst traps elsewhere, Harper.
    Roy: dont insult me. when i send a thirst trap, youll know

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    Jason and Roy text. It escalates.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Bow ckicka bow wow

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    As a freshly escaped convict from Arkham, Joker is surprised someone is willing to drive him. He's even more surprised that it's a child.

     

    Or Tim's revenge for Jason

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Tim kills Joker

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    Lance was seven the first time his mama told him about soulmates. How you can take your soulmate's pain from them and they can take yours. On that day, Lance swore his soulmate would never have to suffer and from then on insisted on taking their every injury from them. He dutifully ignored the fact that they'd never once taken away his pain. They must have had a reason...

    Keith was seven the first time he heard about soulmates. He thought it was a load of bullshit. Why the hell would someone you've never met want to take away your pain? How could he accept someone only caring about him because they were soulmates? Out of principle, he refused to ever take away his soulmate's pain.

    Whoever thought the two would later meet in space and be more than a little pissed off at each other?

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “What the fuck was that!?” Jason exclaimed, shock briefly making him forget the fear bleeding into him from the Pit. Phantom turned to him, mouth opening to respond, only to freeze and go wide eyed as he fully looked at Jason for the first time.

    “What the fuck are you?” he gasped. Jason stiffened and backed up warily. The rest of his family tensed and took a protective step forward. “No,” Phantom continued, eyes squinting in inspection, “a more accurate question would be what the fuck was done to you.”

    “Why? Do I bother you?” Jason snarled. The Pit was writhing in his chest, as though trying to flee.

    “Oh it definitely bothers me. Hmm… yeah, no I can’t let that go.”


    Failing to stop the summoning of the King of the Ghosts, the Batfam find themselves in a strange scenario when the summoned King refuses to take over the world and instead becomes incredibly interested in one of their own: Jason Todd.

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    28 May 2026

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    Constantine snorted dryly, crossing his arms. “Mate, no one’s gonna go after the Ghost King’s fiance. That’s just asking for a fucking death sentence.”

    A moment, where one could hear a pin drop. And then,

    “HIS WHAT?!”

    “MY WHAT?!”