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    Retired hockey player Shane has been lying to his mom about having a boyfriend, but now he’s agreed to take said boyfriend to the family reunion.

    Ilya Rozanov is Shane’s friendly neighbour. Maybe he can help!

    “Okay, so this is my plan: I re-download Tinder and make a profile that has one photo of me, with the caption ‘I need a fake boyfriend for my family reunion. I will pay you $30,000 and cover travel.’ That’ll work, right?”

    Or: The smutty fake dating fic with no miscommunication! They said it couldn’t be done, but I have done it.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Heat spread across Ilya's face. His mouth fell open slightly. He let out a short, stuttered laugh of disbelief. This couldn't- he was straight, he wasn't-

    “Finally got you at your own game.” Shane's smirk widened to a smile, his hand clapping down on Ilya's shoulder to squeeze it slightly. For once in his life, Ilya was unable to find his voice.

    “Damn.” Shane laughed, jostling him a bit. “If I had known this was all it took to get you to shut the fuck up, I would have started flirting back years ago.”

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    When old college friends Ilya and Shane show up to their mutual best friend's wedding, they are ready to fulfill their duties as bridesmen. Even after years of not seeing each other, they fall right back into their usual banter.

    Ilya loves to flirt with Shane. Shane loves to tell him to fuck off. It's a running bit. Nothing more than a joke between two friends; because Shane is gay and Ilya is straight and it doesn't actually mean anything…until Shane finally decides to flirt back, and Ilya's world suddenly tilts on its axis.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    “So you didn’t tie JJ's wrists to the headboard and ride him til he admitted you were the best he’d ever had?”
    Shane blinks. “I mean—yeah.” He doesn't get flustered. He’d fucked JJ knowing everyone would find out, after all, but he’d done it again because he felt like it. “But I only had to tie him up because he was moving so much. And he liked that, by the way.”
    Marleau snorts. “Oh, I’m well aware that he liked it. He told the entire league how much he fuckin’ liked it.”
    “My point is, it’s like you said. I’m respectful, and everyone knows what I’m here for. I don’t play games. Il—Rozanov plays fucking games. He’s a sleaze, Marly, and you know it.”

     

    Or: shane is the most wanted puck bunny in the league because he only sleeps with winning players. when the boston raiders win the stanley cup, their captain, ilya, is forced to institute a blacklist to stop the players from flirting with shane. it doesn’t work.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    "Say it."

    "Say what?" Shane parrots dumbly.

    Ilya nips his ear, and growls, "Say, I want your whole hand in my greedy hole, Ilya."

    His husband quivers, and for the first time since they both came, Ilya lets his eyes wander down to Shane's cock. He is not disappointed (or surprised) to see that Shane is already more than half-hard, the jockstrap doing close to nothing to hold his cock now, bunched to one side from how roughly Ilya fucked him.

    "I want–" Shane starts, gulping. "I want your whole hand... in my– my greedy hole, Ilya." And then, because he knows exactly which of Ilya's buttons to push, "Please."

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    After noticing the love his husband has for how much of a jock he is, Shane dresses up for Ilya.

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    After noticing the love his husband has for being filled up, Ilya fucks Shane with his cock... and then his fist.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Shane Hollander refuses to show up to Rose Landry’s wedding alone after having his heart broken by the man-of-honour.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov, charming date-for-hire and possibly the hottest man Shane has ever seen. Shane needs him to play the perfect boyfriend for just one weekend.

    Trouble is, Ilya may be a little too good at the job.

    or: Ilya is worth every cent but won’t accept any money and Shane is about to become the biggest cliché of all time (who falls for the guy they hired to be their boyfriend?).

    Client!Shane 💸 Escort!Ilya

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